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| This is quite possibly the funniest incident in our household in years. Hubby comes home after work with a bag of assorted groceries I needed from the store. The first thing he does dump his keys and personal items on the top of the fridge, then he sets it out what he bought on the table and then makes himself a huge tumbler full of ice and soda. He has to stick the tumbler into the little nook on the freezer door and press for ice. He sits down and I say; "Doesn'...t look like there's forty dollars worth of stuff here." "Well, there is.," he snaps. Now I've been grocery shopping for a thousand years and I KNOW there isn't forty dollars of goods on the table. I lean over and squint at him...."You sure you didn't buy yourself a can of Coppenhaggen?" "NO." Right at that PRECISE MOMENT a can of Coppenhaggen FLOATS to the TOP of his tumbler of soda! We both stare at this CAN bouncing in the ice and his diet coke. WTH! HE"S BUSTED. Apparently, when he put his little ill-gotten can on top of the fridge, it fell down into the ice dispenser and landed in his drink! Talk about Karma. LMAO. |
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Location: East Texas | That is FUNNY!!! He dang can't sneak anything past you, so he better stop trying!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Location: The best kept secret in TX | Bahahaha!!!! That is too funny!!!!!!!
I remember when my daddy used to chew tobacco when I was younger. My momma replaced it all one day with tobacco that she had been soaking in Jalepeno juice for about a month or longer. She even put seeds in it... He never touched tobacco again. He went cold turkey after that.   |
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| He has to ask permission to dip snuff?
How does that work?
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| arion - 2015-04-21 8:37 AM
He has to ask permission to dip snuff?
How does that work?
I dont get the idea he has to ask permission. SHe just asked point blank if he bought a can cause the grocery bill wasn't adding up. He lied. He BUSTED. lol |
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Location: Montana | That is hilarious! LOL |
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Hawty & Nawty
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| Rick just lives to try and bust my chops. But no, he doesn't ask for permission. LOL. He just got caught lying about the bill.
I wish he'd quit, but I doubt it will ever happen. |
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | LOL, how'd the conversation go after that? How would anyone NOT bust up after that turnaround?
My hubbs was "quitting" a few years back. It was crazy how well he did. Cold turkey. And he wasn't agitated or anything. One morning, I go out to the truck and there's a spit bottle with the little pouches in the bottom. I called him, asked how his day was going. Small talk. Asked if he was chewing, he said no. So I sent him a picture of the bottle. He called back apologizing, saying he just couldn't and wouldn't. Oh well. I enjoy a dip now and then. Funniest part was, he bought a can every day, and threw the rest away before coming home. And bought pouches so that he didn't get it in his teeth. What a turd. |
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I Really Love Jeans
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Location: North Dakota | Thats funny but that stuff is toxic!!!!!!!!!!!! My sisters husband did this stuff for many years. In 2014 he was diagnosed with cancer of the throat. It had spread to different parts of his body because he delayed going to the DR. He had chemo and had a testicle removed because the cancer spread there also. He did muitple chemo treatments and lost several teeth a kidney etc... He is now well but the chemo damaged the nerves along his spine so he can no longer enjoy his car fixing hobby. This stuff ruined his life, the only good thing to come out of everything is that he lived to see his first grandchild born two weeks ago!! Tell your hubby to quit!! |
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Hawty & Nawty
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| I've tried. Believe me. He did give up smoking, but then after about two years, this took it's place. Both of us need to work on a few things like this.
And, Bingo, we did laugh about it. The timing was amazing. |
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Location: Cap'n Joan Rotgut.....alberta | Lol......whats really funny is that up here 40 bucks gets u a can of copenhagen..and thats about it....grocerys are extra..lolM |
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