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  Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I just shared this with Alison, but I figured why not share with you guys too.....it's Friday......let's laugh a little :)
So, most of you know I bought a goat on Wednesday that I'm bottle feeding.
Well, we have a sleep room for the Trauma Surgeons across the hall from my office. It's loaded with a bed, refridgerator, flat screen tv, shower, leather recliner....the works. We keep our coffee creamer and some sodas in the fridge in there. One of the Trauma PA's recently had a child and she's pumping her breasts in there too. So, I go in there this morning and the window sill is lined with suction cups (I guess), nipples and bottles all disassembled. There were four of each. I'm assuming there will be some breast milk in that fridge later on today.
That's right lol.....Jennifer has a great idea :)
What if I steal one of the bottles of milk for my goat???? The PA will be like, "I know I had four bottles in here!" They will never suspect me lmao..... |
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Location: Kansas | LMBO!!!! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I wonder if I can go to jail for stealing breast milk? hmmmm
Other inmate: What are you in for?
Me: I stole some breast milk!
Other inmate: You're a real bad a$$ aren't you? |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | LOL I'm pretty sure you'd get probation. That would be a funny story for all the other people there at your community service location. |
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Location: Kansas | LRQHS - 2013-11-22 7:56 AM I wonder if I can go to jail for stealing breast milk? hmmmm
Other inmate: What are you in for?
Me: I stole some breast milk!
Other inmate: You're a real bad a$$ aren't you?
HAHAHAHa, you're going to have some ticked off little babies!!!
Is the goat still taking milk? Or have you tried giving her some feed? I use to have one YEARS ago, and she took a bottle for awhile then I started her on some feed. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | hoofs_in_motion - 2013-11-22 8:01 AM LRQHS - 2013-11-22 7:56 AM I wonder if I can go to jail for stealing breast milk? hmmmm
Other inmate: What are you in for?
Me: I stole some breast milk!
Other inmate: You're a real bad a$$ aren't you? HAHAHAHa, you're going to have some ticked off little babies!!!
Is the goat still taking milk? Or have you tried giving her some feed? I use to have one YEARS ago, and she took a bottle for awhile then I started her on some feed.
She will only eat dead leaves besides the milk right now. I am assuming she came from a place with only leaves to eat. I have sweet feed, some cracked corn and rice bran for her in three little buckets lol....in case she want's to give one a try. I, also, have two whole bales of hay in her little pen in case she wants to nibble on that.....AND lol......I picked her some grass this morning. I believe I have covered all my bases lmao.....only thing left would be to get her a little human breast milk lol... |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | try grass hay pellets!
This goat has the life, geez lol |
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 Ima Fickle Fan
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Location: Texas | Having pumped for my first son and planning to this next time around.... I will just give a warning............
To protect all parties............
If someone stole milk I had pumped, they would DIE. No joke.
And given that you work in a hospital, I bet the PA could kill you and make it look like natural causes.
So for your safety, don't let that liquid gold tempt you. I can promise you don't want to pick that battle. You will lose. And you will die. 
Pregnant ladies are crazy Grizzly bears don't hold a candle to a new momma. |
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Location: Riding Crackhead. | OK I didn't realize you got a goat. She's adorable. But you have the craziest ideas. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | aggiejudger - 2013-11-22 8:26 AM Having pumped for my first son and planning to this next time around.... I will just give a warning............ To protect all parties............ If someone stole milk I had pumped, they would DIE. No joke. And given that you work in a hospital, I bet the PA could kill you and make it look like natural causes. So for your safety, don't let that liquid gold tempt you. I can promise you don't want to pick that battle. You will lose. And you will die. Pregnant ladies are crazy Grizzly bears don't hold a candle to a new momma.
So....I should cover my tracks well lol....
The liquid gold will probably be safe.....I just have great ideas.....I don't usually follow through on my genius plans.....usually :) |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ....maybe I could just ask her to give me some lol. |
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Ima Fickle Fan
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Location: Texas | LRQHS - 2013-11-22 8:33 AM
aggiejudger - 2013-11-22 8:26 AM Having pumped for my first son and planning to this next time around.... I will just give a warning............ To protect all parties............ If someone stole milk I had pumped, they would DIE. No joke. And given that you work in a hospital, I bet the PA could kill you and make it look like natural causes. So for your safety, don't let that liquid gold tempt you. I can promise you don't want to pick that battle. You will lose. And you will die. Pregnant ladies are crazy Grizzly bears don't hold a candle to a new momma.
The liquid gold will probably be safe.....I just have great ideas.....I don't usually follow through on my genius plans.....usually :)
Before you take any, first interview some convicts on how to commit the perfect crime. Leave no evidence and no witnesses.
My MIL is still scared of me for the butt-chewing she got after telling me that some of my milk "looked funny" so she threw it out. She probably would have preferred death than what I dished out that day.
Edited by aggiejudger 2013-11-22 8:40 AM
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Location: Kansas | LRQHS - 2013-11-22 8:35 AM ....maybe I could just ask her to give me some lol. "O hi.....ummmmmm.....well you see here, I need some of your boobie juice, can you spare some?"
Edited by hoofs_in_motion 2013-11-22 9:35 AM
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | hoofs_in_motion - 2013-11-22 8:39 AM LRQHS - 2013-11-22 8:35 AM ....maybe I could just ask her to give me some lol. "O hi.....ummmmmm.....well you see here, I need some of your bobbie juice, can you spare some?"
Yeah....um....I'll give you $10 for a bottle of that milk lol. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | My luck the goat wouldn't like it lol.....I'd be like, "Goat, I paid good money for this milk! You are going to drink it even if I have to pour it down your throat!" |
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 Serious Snap Trapper
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | She's adorabibble!
Are you giving her milk replacer and not just ordinary milk? Not that human boobie milk is ordinary......
When Winston was a baby, he was on milk replacer 4 to 5 times a day for several weeks. The first time we tried to cut back, he went hypothermic on me. Had to take him to the vet and get rehydrated because he then wouldn't eat. Had to give shots in his neck for a week. So your best bet is to keep bottling her. When she's ready, she will start eating hay and what not. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ~BINGO~ - 2013-11-22 9:25 AM She's adorabibble!
Are you giving her milk replacer and not just ordinary milk? Not that human boobie milk is ordinary......
When Winston was a baby, he was on milk replacer 4 to 5 times a day for several weeks. The first time we tried to cut back, he went hypothermic on me. Had to take him to the vet and get rehydrated because he then wouldn't eat. Had to give shots in his neck for a week. So your best bet is to keep bottling her. When she's ready, she will start eating hay and what not.
Yeah, she's on the powdered milk replacer.....forgot the name......red bag lol.....there's a little goat, sheep, horse and calf on the front of the bag. |
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Serious Snap Trapper
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | LRQHS - 2013-11-22 7:31 AM ~BINGO~ - 2013-11-22 9:25 AM She's adorabibble!
Are you giving her milk replacer and not just ordinary milk? Not that human boobie milk is ordinary......
When Winston was a baby, he was on milk replacer 4 to 5 times a day for several weeks. The first time we tried to cut back, he went hypothermic on me. Had to take him to the vet and get rehydrated because he then wouldn't eat. Had to give shots in his neck for a week. So your best bet is to keep bottling her. When she's ready, she will start eating hay and what not. Yeah, she's on the powdered milk replacer.....forgot the name......red bag lol.....there's a little goat, sheep, horse and calf on the front of the bag.
Awe, you're a good goat mommy. You deserve a hug!
Bahahahaha.............. |
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Location: BFE, Idaho | When we had bummer lambs, and my Mom wanted to start them on grain, she would buy the real sticky 2-way mix no corn yet for little tummies, then would mix in the milk powder(lot of it) which would stick to the molasses.
They soon where chomping down. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Idaho - 2013-11-22 9:35 AM
When we had bummer lambs, and my Mom wanted to start them on grain, she would buy the real sticky 2-way mix no corn yet for little tummies, then would mix in the milk powder(lot of it) which would stick to the molasses.
They soon where chomping down.
Thanks. Will try it :) |
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