|
|
 Goat Giver
Posts: 23166
    
| Or even those of you who bathe......
I don't know about SKM, but if I ever ride again and wind up on any televised event, I am going to be sporting a magic seat AND rubber bands. I've already been told I can't sit the turn on at least one of our up and comers.
You peeps can start 102947376372350 threads bashing me at that point. IF I'm on a horse, going around the barrels again after not riding for all
this time, I don't think your opinion will have much credence with me.
ETA: I may see if Depends will sponsor me as well. May have to have some help there too.
Edited by kmcsunshine 2013-12-09 6:54 AM
|
|
| |
|
 Hugs to You
Posts: 7550
Location: In The Land of Cotton | They know make Dpends flexible (at least the commercial said so). 
However, if you get on TV and are on a horse, I hope you smile all the way to the bank. Because, if you made it that far you **** well can wear and use what you want!
|
|
| |
|
Goat Giver
Posts: 23166
| 3canstorun - 2013-12-09 7:06 AM They know make Dpends flexible (at least the commercial said so).
However, if you get on TV and are on a horse, I hope you smile all the way to the bank. Because, if you made it that far you **** well can wear and use what you want!
That is good to know. I can be the new face of Depends.........maybe they'll teach me how to put on makeup before they shoot the commercial. That is a skill I've never really mastered. |
|
| |
|
 Miss Laundry Misshap
Posts: 5271
| We'll make sure when you fall off to take lots of pictures and point and laugh. Then we'll throw you back on your horse to try again!
Just don't ask us to scrape out your Depends after you go flying!
 (NFR.jpg)
Attachments
----------------
 NFR.jpg (42KB - 245 downloads)
|
|
| |
|
 Toastest with the Mostest
Posts: 5712
Location: That part of Texas | I won't bash you KMC. Somedays I think I'm gonna need one of these bar thingys to keep from getting dashboarded myself:
 |
|
| |
|
  Fact Checker
Posts: 16572
Location: Displaced Iowegian | Red Raider - 2013-12-09 9:04 AM I won't bash you KMC. Somedays I think I'm gonna need one of these bar thingys to keep from getting dashboarded myself:
Gotta love your "fashion sense", Misty....where can we get an outfit like that? |
|
| |
|
Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | I would be sponsored by duct tape if I rode those horses... lol... especially those little ones! |
|
| |
|
 Dust Bunny
Posts: 6541
Location: Colorado | Nateracer - 2013-12-09 6:17 AM We'll make sure when you fall off to take lots of pictures and point and laugh. Then we'll throw you back on your horse to try again!
Just don't ask us to scrape out your Depends after you go flying!
I shouldn't laugh, but this was my favortie buck off. He looked like he was swimming. :-) |
|
| |
|
 Queen Boobie 2
Posts: 7521
| graciemay - 2013-12-09 9:34 AM Nateracer - 2013-12-09 6:17 AM We'll make sure when you fall off to take lots of pictures and point and laugh. Then we'll throw you back on your horse to try again!
Just don't ask us to scrape out your Depends after you go flying!
Me too! I have never seen anyone get thrown that far! |
|
| |
|
 Water Weight Barbie
Posts: 6829
Location: Oz, Kansas | Don't forget wet wipes. If you're wearing a diaper your going to need some way to clean up after. You might also think about getting monkey butt to sponsor you so you don't get your a$$ chapped from your depends. |
|
| |
|
Miss Laundry Misshap
Posts: 5271
| lookout hill - 2013-12-09 10:21 AM Don't forget wet wipes. If you're wearing a diaper your going to need some way to clean up after. You might also think about getting monkey butt to sponsor you so you don't get your a$$ chapped from your depends.
I like their model!
 (Anti-MonkeyButt_powder.jpg)
Attachments
----------------
Anti-MonkeyButt_powder.jpg (42KB - 247 downloads)
|
|
| |
|
 Balance Beam and more...
Posts: 11493
Location: 31 lengths farms | I absolutely loved Sterlings reaction to that buck off!!! What a great attitude! And Christy Loflin posted a pic of her almost coming off on her facebook page too, you aint riding hard enough to fall off you aint riding hard enough, LOL!!!
Depends!!!  I love it!!! |
|
| |
|
Toastest with the Mostest
Posts: 5712
Location: That part of Texas |
I had it hand-crafted. When you use those bars, you can't have buttons on your shirt or you might risk exposing your tatas at an unexpected time.  |
|
| |
|
 California Cowgirl
Posts: 14973
Location: California | It still boggles my mind that people are picking apart the top 15 in this sport based on attire choices , tack choice , riding styles , etc.
I started off riding doing western pleasure . The whole reason I was so drawn to barrel racing was the fact that we were only judged by a timer. It wasn't about how much silver we had , who had the most expensive outfit or horse . It was you , your horse and a timer. That was it. Then every year for the last 7 years I read these threads doing exactly what so many of us claim we don't like about some other events.
I agree with you KM . IF I ever somehow made it to a large event , the opinion of others on how I got there would not matter at all. I would do whatever it took to make me and my horse comfortable and successful , even if that meant getting mindless critiques from people.
At the end of the day people can say whatever they want but they aren't paying your bills. That winning run is .
Edited by F Bar 2013-12-09 12:17 PM
|
|
| |
|
 Hero of the Year
Posts: 10767
Location: Haslet, Texas | I'll be all about the depends when I start riding again...my kegle (sp) muscles are shot. I wonder if they have a yoga pose to help strengthen that? I have started Yoga as one of my "get me back in shape" routines. |
|
| |
|
 Undercover Amish Mafia Member
Posts: 9991
Location: Kansas | |
|
| |
|
Water Weight Barbie
Posts: 6829
Location: Oz, Kansas | hwh - 2013-12-09 11:27 AM I'll be all about the depends when I start riding again...my kegle (sp) muscles are shot. I wonder if they have a yoga pose to help strengthen that? I have started Yoga as one of my "get me back in shape" routines. I ended up having bladder surgery after my second child. I was particularly embarassed at one barrel race when I had promised my friends daughter she could ride my horse in poles (hate them) but during my barrel run she thought it would be fun to buck between the 1st & 2nd but unfortunately I wasn't able to hang onto the horn & pinch off my bladder all at the same time. Needless to say self preservation kicked in & I stayed on, my saddle was the unfortunate victim. Luckily it was dark & I had a sweatshirt I could tie around my waist.
Edited by lookout hill 2013-12-09 12:33 PM
|
|
| |
|
 Accident Prone
Posts: 22277
Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | hwh - 2013-12-09 12:27 PM I'll be all about the depends when I start riding again...my kegle (sp) muscles are shot. I wonder if they have a yoga pose to help strengthen that? I have started Yoga as one of my "get me back in shape" routines.
Here's what I don't get. It's not the running that puts me in occasional need for a Depends sponsorship, it's the loping miles. And I definitely need a seatbelt on my little mare. Good Lord. Think I may have to stick with my bigger long strided horses...getting older and losing body parts sucks. |
|
| |
|
 More bootie than waist!
Posts: 18425
Location: Riding Crackhead. | lookout hill - 2013-12-09 12:32 PM hwh - 2013-12-09 11:27 AM I'll be all about the depends when I start riding again...my kegle (sp) muscles are shot. I wonder if they have a yoga pose to help strengthen that? I have started Yoga as one of my "get me back in shape" routines. I ended up having bladder surgery after my second child. I was particularly embarassed at one barrel race when I had promised my friends daughter she could ride my horse in poles (hate them) but during my barrel run she thought it would be fun to buck between the 1st & 2nd but unfortunately I wasn't able to hang onto the horn & pinch off my bladder all at the same time. Needless to say self preservation kicked in & I stayed on, my saddle was the unfortunate victim. Luckily it was dark & I had a sweatshirt I could tie around my waist.
OMG I love you. |
|
| |
|
Water Weight Barbie
Posts: 6829
Location: Oz, Kansas |
I didn't tell my friends daughter about my little "leak" until after she completed her pole run. She was mortified but it had dried some by then. She still refers to it as the pee saddle. |
|
| |
Folks on-line