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3KissHit
Reg. Dec 2011
Posted 2013-12-16 12:07 PM
Subject: Let's laugh a little....


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Finish the sentence: "You know your a cowgirl / country girl / horse owner when......."

Edited by 3KissHit 2013-12-16 12:19 PM
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3KissHit
Reg. Dec 2011
Posted 2013-12-16 12:09 PM
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instead of an engagement ring your boyfriend buys you a hay ring.
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Komet
Reg. May 2011
Posted 2013-12-16 12:15 PM
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You bring home a gold buckle from the NFR.
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blccwgl55
Reg. Dec 2012
Posted 2013-12-16 12:17 PM
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Your boyfriend talks to his kill while skinning it...

Yep, he sure does. That's more like a country girl but I consider myself both so it counts
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3KissHit
Reg. Dec 2011
Posted 2013-12-16 12:21 PM
Subject: RE: Let's laugh a little....


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....when your coworker ask what you did this weekend, the first thing you mention is buying a new pair of carharts." (Or is that just a midwest thing lol)
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HorsesNHarleys
Reg. Oct 2006
Posted 2013-12-16 12:23 PM
Subject: RE: Let's laugh a little....



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When your husband recognizes and accepts that had there been a barrel race the day of your wedding he would have been left at the alter.....



hahaha  

Edited by HorsesNHarleys 2013-12-16 12:27 PM
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JRC
Reg. Jun 2013
Posted 2013-12-16 12:24 PM
Subject: RE: Let's laugh a little....



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Your ideal men are Dash Ta Fame and Peppy San Badger.

Horse sweat is your equivalent to Chanel No.5.
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Tys-ol-lady
Reg. Nov 2012
Posted 2013-12-16 12:25 PM
Subject: RE: Let's laugh a little....



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...when your husband asks what you want for your birthday, and the best thing you can come up with is hock injections, or a fancy supplement for your horse.  
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bowersk
Reg. Feb 2009
Posted 2013-12-16 12:28 PM
Subject: RE: Let's laugh a little....


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..you walk into work with hair in your hair/on your shirt or pants so often that coworkers just quit reminding you about it.

...you've attempted to have your mid sized car farm tagged because you KNOW you can get 10 bags of feed in it.

...your horses have nicknames for their nicknames (usually about 3 or 4 a head on any given day).

... can't remember nephews and neices birthdays, but remember to the day every one of your horses' bdays...as well as the first 3 generations of their pedigree.
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jcrouse
Reg. Jul 2012
Posted 2013-12-16 12:32 PM
Subject: RE: Let's laugh a little....



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You're actually trying to figure out how you can make your own reception and the big barrel race in the same day. 
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Tys-ol-lady
Reg. Nov 2012
Posted 2013-12-16 12:35 PM
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I thought of another one...


...you plan your wedding on the one weekend in the summer with only one pro rodeo so husband can rope in the slack on Thursday, put on a "rehersal roping" on Friday, and get married on Saturday.  
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F Bar
Reg. Oct 2006
Posted 2013-12-16 12:38 PM
Subject: RE: Let's laugh a little....



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You find yourself poking people in the side to get them to move out of the way.
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3KissHit
Reg. Dec 2011
Posted 2013-12-16 12:38 PM
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...you ask for a cinch chix hay net for christmas.
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barrelracr131
Reg. Aug 2011
Posted 2013-12-16 12:41 PM
Subject: RE: Let's laugh a little....


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you've legit had a sh*t fight with someone  
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chasendacash
Reg. Oct 2008
Posted 2013-12-16 12:45 PM
Subject: RE: Let's laugh a little....


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buy land and build a nice, new barn right away for the horses but just can't agree on floor plan to build a house... going on 7 years now....
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T turning 3
Reg. Jan 2004
Posted 2013-12-16 1:51 PM
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.... when your boyfriend gets you hydralics for your tractor for your birthday.
....when you buy a property with a tear down house and live in it because you loved the barn.
....when said property is right off the main drag but it has easy access for trailering out... and it has gravity irrigation water.  
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ride n slide
Reg. Aug 2007
Posted 2013-12-16 2:00 PM
Subject: RE: Let's laugh a little....



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...... You have ichthammol under your fingernails (and then realize how nice it makes your cuticles feel)
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icylegs
Reg. Aug 2005
Posted 2013-12-16 2:11 PM
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Have a little extra money and ask hubby if he would rather get a tractor or me a boob job.  He choose the tractor.  True story. 
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jenijill
Reg. Mar 2005
Posted 2013-12-16 2:14 PM
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when you ask for entry fees for birthday/valentines day/ christmas  all the major holidays. 
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crossspur
Reg. Dec 2004
Posted 2013-12-16 2:16 PM
Subject: RE: Let's laugh a little....


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You click at people to try to get them out of your way  
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