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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I have Facebook advertised.....asked on here......and, finally bit the bullet and advertised on Craigslist for a handyman as suggested by ONE of you. I have a hundred little things that need to be fixed. I, specifically, said on my ad: No serial killers and No stalkers. I, also, said: No phone calls, just text and I will call you back if I want to talk to you.
Well, I get a phone call today, I ignore it. They leave a message....it's for the handyman. I didn't call back.......well, I get a text....."Hey, this is your Handyman." So, I text back. "Where are you located and can you fix everything I mentioned?" My reply, "I sure can, Princess."
So, I say, "why did you just call me Princess?"
And, he says, "because I'm your Handyman, Princess."
So, I say, "I said, no **** stalkers, now quit texting me."
Then, he texts back, "well, can I at least have a picture of you?"
Anyways, I just want to say thanks to the one of you that recommended an ad on Craigslist lol....that seems to be working out really well for me....
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This would only happen to you!!
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Longneck - 2014-03-24 4:35 PM
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This would only happen to you!!
I doubt it lol....give me your phone number.....I'll bet it will happen to you too |
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 A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary?  |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 4:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary?
He said Ray in the voice mail.......Ray the Pervert. |
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Location: Somewhere between raising hell and Amazing Grace | Sounds like you need to hire a handy woman.....wait....that may be even creepier..... |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | missroselee - 2014-03-24 4:41 PM Sounds like you need to hire a handy woman.....wait....that may be even creepier.....
I'm too scared to ask for that lol...... |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | oMG....he just sent me a picture of himself ......oh my is all I can say.....he looks like a 60 year old biker.....thank God he has his clothes on. |
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Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere | Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 3:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary?
At least my honey doesn't work at Tractor Supply or a pervert...however is quite the handy man and NO his not available....just sayin.  |
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A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2014-03-24 4:41 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 4:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary?
I wonder if Ray works at a Tractors Supply, these stores seem to attract these creepy people.  |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | nmeastplains - 2014-03-24 4:51 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 3:40 PM Sounds like the perve that works at our Tractors Supply store here in town. Is his name Gary?
None of the good ones are available lol..... |
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A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2014-03-24 4:51 PM oMG....he just sent me a picture of himself ......oh my is all I can say.....he looks like a 60 year old biker.....thank God he has his clothes on.
OMG, Now this is getting scary  |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-24 4:54 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-24 4:51 PM oMG....he just sent me a picture of himself ......oh my is all I can say.....he looks like a 60 year old biker.....thank God he has his clothes on. OMG, Now this is getting scary
No worries. He's overweight. I can out run him. If he sends anything else I'll threaten him with calling the cops. I have his phone number and a picture now. He's not very bright. |
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Damn Yankee
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Location: Somewhere between raising hell and Amazing Grace | Send him this one....
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | missroselee - 2014-03-24 4:57 PM Send him this one....
Bahahahahahaha....I would...you know I would....but, I don't want to encourage this one lol. |
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A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | missroselee - 2014-03-24 4:57 PM Send him this one....
Then Jennifer would never get rid of him, I bet hes hopping that she looks like that, LOL  |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | rodeomom3 - 2014-03-24 5:00 PM I thought every girl wanted to be a princess
lmao....someone finally calls me Princess and it's a Pervert lol.....just my luck. |
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Damn Yankee
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Location: Somewhere between raising hell and Amazing Grace | LRQHS - 2014-03-24 5:59 PM missroselee - 2014-03-24 4:57 PM Send him this one....
Bahahahahahaha....I would...you know I would....but, I don't want to encourage this one lol.
Yea but at least when he shows up he will think he has the wrong place and leave :) Maybe..... |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | missroselee - 2014-03-24 5:03 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-24 5:59 PM missroselee - 2014-03-24 4:57 PM Send him this one....
Bahahahahahaha....I would...you know I would....but, I don't want to encourage this one lol.
You may have a great plan lol...... |
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