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| Was wanting to hear some good aril fools day jokes!! Unfortunately I don't have any to share just yet, but gonna try to get hubby this year!! |
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  Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Someone said Michelle Obama is a man....that might be one. |
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Location: Somewhere between raising hell and Amazing Grace | It's my birthday...... |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | They, also, said George Strait was at Latte's auction...... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | missroselee - 2014-03-31 4:10 PM It's my birthday......
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Ohhhhhh tell him you're pregnant! I did that to my Mom one year when I was living in Savannah, GA. She called my whole family....everyone in our town......lol.......all in about 3 hours. She was sooooo mad at me when I told her that I wasn't lol......sucker.
Edited by LRQHS 2014-03-31 4:17 PM
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Location: When you hit the middle of nowhere .. Keep driving | I saw this on Facebook today.... Sounds so evil.
Get a box of cream filled donuts and syringe out as much cream as possible. Then fill them with mayo.... Keep the one your going to eat cream filled though!
Edited by ndiehl 2014-03-31 4:19 PM
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lol....oh, the memories are flooding back now.....she asked me who the father was and I told her I didn't know......could be a few guys lmao......oh, that was a funny April Fool. Ahhhhh, the good old days..... |
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Can You Hear Me Now?
Location: When you hit the middle of nowhere .. Keep driving | LRQHS - 2014-03-31 4:19 PM
lol....oh, the memories are flooding back now.....she asked me who the father was and I told her I didn't know......could be a few guys lmao......oh, that was a funny April Fool. Ahhhhh, the good old days.....
I'd say something like that to my boyfriend or parents and then it would be my luck after I told them it was a joke that I actually was... |
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| Tape an air horn to the wall behind a door, handle out. Make sure it's a door that gets opened all the way to the wall. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ndiehl - 2014-03-31 4:22 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-31 4:19 PM lol....oh, the memories are flooding back now.....she asked me who the father was and I told her I didn't know......could be a few guys lmao......oh, that was a funny April Fool. Ahhhhh, the good old days..... I'd say something like that to my boyfriend or parents and then it would be my luck after I told them it was a joke that I actually was...
Poor Momma....told everyone she was having a grand baby and didn't know who the baby daddy was lmao.....
....now, she'd be like, "yeah, right." |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | missroselee - 2014-03-31 4:10 PM It's my birthday......
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2014-03-31 4:28 PM ndiehl - 2014-03-31 4:22 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-31 4:19 PM lol....oh, the memories are flooding back now.....she asked me who the father was and I told her I didn't know......could be a few guys lmao......oh, that was a funny April Fool. Ahhhhh, the good old days..... I'd say something like that to my boyfriend or parents and then it would be my luck after I told them it was a joke that I actually was...
....now, she'd be like, "yeah, right."
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Damn Yankee
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Location: Somewhere between raising hell and Amazing Grace | We told hubbys dad April 1st was my birthday for three years. Then when he called me on Aprils Fools day in 2010 to wish me a happy birthday, I told him it was an Aprils fools joke all along.....
Now he asks to see my drivers license every time we try to tell him when my birthday is :) |
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A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | missroselee - 2014-03-31 4:37 PM We told hubbys dad April 1st was my birthday for three years. Then when he called me on Aprils Fools day in 2010 to wish me a happy birthday, I told him it was an Aprils fools joke all along.....
Now he asks to see my drivers license every time we try to tell him when my birthday is :)
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Location: East Texas | When my husband and his brother were little, their Grandpa would call them early on April 1st morning and tell them to get up… it snowed last night! (We are in Texas, so there is hardly ever any snow, much less in April!). The funny thing is, he did that every year for several years before they didn’t jump up to go look. We do that to our grandkids now, and it is so much fun and so mean all at the same time!!! LOL!! |
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Location: Montana | I need some ideas too! I need one to do to a friend, and nothing harmful because I am 99% sure he will get me back and I don't want nothing bad coming back to me!  I was going to saran wrap his car, but am under the weather and don't feel up to it (especially if he brings his truck to work). Also, any for my folks would be great too! |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | mtcanchazer - 2014-03-31 4:57 PM I need some ideas too! I need one to do to a friend, and nothing harmful because I am 99% sure he will get me back and I don't want nothing bad coming back to me! I was going to saran wrap his car, but am under the weather and don't feel up to it (especially if he brings his truck to work). Also, any for my folks would be great too!
Edited by Southtxponygirl 2014-03-31 5:10 PM
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Location: Riding Crackhead. | Every year when we were little my older brother would wake up and say - We had a baby colt last night, I can see it out in the pasture! So many times we'd run out and look to find him laughing behind us saying....April Fools. Then one year he did it again and we all just sat there. He was so insistant but we'd been burned enough. We went out for chores and low and behold there was a baby colt, then he said - I told you so! He's such an arse. |
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