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  Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I need some help with my Match.com advertisement. All I have so far is.....
I like horses and beer.
Help a sista out and everyone add a few sentences to my ad for me :) |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | "I also like men who are good with their hands." |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I like men with most of their teeth and all of their fingers. |
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 A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | What I thought you had a man?!!!! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Southtxponygirl - 2014-07-14 12:04 PM What I thought you had a man?!!!!
I dumped him 30 minutes ago. Now, help me with my new advertisement lol. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I love pecans and long walks on the beach. |
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A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:05 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-07-14 12:04 PM What I thought you had a man?!!!! I dumped him 30 minutes ago. Now, help me with my new advertisement lol.
OK,,,, Cant be a loud snorer and must love horses and dogs..Beer and nuts.... |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | In a pinch, I can find many uses for tree stumps |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | A large wallet is a plus, as I need to hire a housekeeper, a handy man and could use a new truck and trailer. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Please, only dude's that have been out of prison greater than 24 hours. |
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Location: Gainesville, TX | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:14 PM
In a pinch, I can find many uses for tree stumps
This makes it sound like you are going to tie him up and whip him to death. I'm sure he'd be more interested in what you can find interesting to do with handcuffs. |
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 Good Grief!
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Location: Cap'n Joan Rotgut.....alberta | well i hope you got your fence built at least..........
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a farrier or a vet is always good..............;)
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Red Bull Agressive
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Location: North Dakota | This is shaping up to be a great ad. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | mruggles - 2014-07-14 12:28 PM well i hope you got your fence built at least..........
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a farrier or a vet is always good..............; )
Only half of it :( I probably worked him too hard.....my bad dude.....I really needed some crap done :) |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Also, I had a farrier already. He lived in his truck and followed the track meets. He went up to Indiana one day and I never saw him again lol......Sure did have some nice hooves for a few months though.... |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:32 PM Also, I had a farrier already. He lived in his truck and followed the track meets. He went up to Indiana one day and I never saw him again lol......Sure did have some nice hooves for a few months though....
What's his name.... I might know him |
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Good Grief!
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Location: Cap'n Joan Rotgut.....alberta | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 11:30 AM mruggles - 2014-07-14 12:28 PM well i hope you got your fence built at least..........
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a farrier or a vet is always good..............; )
next time put a little more powder in the drink .............lol
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:32 PM Also, I had a farrier already. He lived in his truck and followed the track meets. He went up to Indiana one day and I never saw him again lol......Sure did have some nice hooves for a few months though.... What's his name.... I might know him
Bill something....kind of bald, bad back, took a lot of pain pills, really crappy old truck. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:34 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:32 PM Also, I had a farrier already. He lived in his truck and followed the track meets. He went up to Indiana one day and I never saw him again lol......Sure did have some nice hooves for a few months though.... What's his name.... I might know him
NO redeeming qualities, except that he was a farrier and liked to drink beer too. |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:35 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:34 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 12:33 PM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 12:32 PM Also, I had a farrier already. He lived in his truck and followed the track meets. He went up to Indiana one day and I never saw him again lol......Sure did have some nice hooves for a few months though.... What's his name.... I might know him
Hmm.... Unless he is like age 30 now, I don't know any Bill farriers |
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