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RidenFly Reg. Nov 2006	Posted 2014-07-17 5:13 AM Subject: The Phantom
Hawty & Nawty Posts: 20424	So hubby remembers that he left his horse's gate open last night and now has to go out before work to put "Sam" back in his stall. It's pitch black out and well, so is his horse. After a brief scuttle over why these kids won't leave his &^^%(%% flashlight alone, we head out onto the property to look for Sam. We don't have much land, just over an acre but the back half is a forrest of mesquite trees and scrub and you can't see your hand in front of your face. I only venture out as far as the end of my patio as I watch my hubby blend into the darkness making a stupid whistling sound for Sam. I sip on coffee....I hear swear words....I think maybe hubby fell over something... I think he hollered.."Why don't you put your @#$@##$% coffee down and help me find the %$#*** horse! I don't know for sure I heard this so I continue to stand there in the dark and wonder where Sam is and Where hubby is....and dang, this coffee is good this morning....SNORT I jump ten feet, spill the coffee. SNORT Sam had spent the night on my patio all 1300 pounds of him and he was standing with his nose almost on my shoulder the whole time. "I found your horse! You owe me a new shirt!"
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HorsesNHarleys Reg. Oct 2006	Posted 2014-07-17 6:36 AM Subject: RE: The Phantom
Buttered Noodles Snacker Posts: 4377 Location: NC	hahahahahahahahaha
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yankeeredneck Reg. Feb 2007	Posted 2014-07-17 7:27 AM Subject: RE: The Phantom
Party Gal Posts: 3432 Location: fun meter pegged OK	to funny
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lindseylou2290 Reg. Aug 2013	Posted 2014-07-17 8:05 AM Subject: RE: The Phantom
Expert Posts: 2457	EPIC!!!! hahahahahahah! I needed this today, thanks Riden!!
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RidenFly Reg. Nov 2006	Posted 2014-07-17 8:15 AM Subject: RE: The Phantom
Hawty & Nawty Posts: 20424	:) you're welcome. On a side note, Horny toads are excellent swimmers. Snowman the dog, picked one up and put it in the kiddo's pool. That's another story for another time.
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nmeastplains Reg. Oct 2009	Posted 2014-07-17 9:17 AM Subject: RE: The Phantom
Extreme Veteran Posts: 596 Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere	Bahaha...too funny! Thanks for sharing!
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Nothing Fancy Reg. Sep 2012	Posted 2014-07-17 9:19 AM Subject: RE: The Phantom
Veteran Posts: 205
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Aqhaczy Reg. Jan 2004	Posted 2014-07-17 9:22 AM Subject: RE: The Phantom
Texas Lone Star Posts: 5318 Location: where ever my L/Q trl is parked
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Marfan Reg. Nov 2006	Posted 2014-07-17 10:43 AM Subject: RE: The Phantom
Expert Posts: 1584 Location: Central Texas	Hilarious!!!!
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sorrel horse ranch Reg. Apr 2006	Posted 2014-07-17 10:56 AM Subject: RE: The Phantom
Angel in a Sorrel Coat Posts: 16030 Location: In a happy place	Laughing so hard I am.
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