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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Because, I'm seeing an opportunity to sell UlcerCure OTC and need to know if I'm the back up plan or not?? |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | This isn't looking good..... |
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Location: Deep South | Did I miss the thread explaining why he was arrested??? |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | BamaCanChaser - 2014-11-10 12:35 PM Did I miss the thread explaining why he was arrested???
There were a few threads.....I think we only have that he was "accused" of stalking.....and, we got to see him in a dress. |
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Location: Somewhere between S@%&# stirrer and Saint | Not engaged to Bubba yet! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Douglas J Gordon - 2014-11-10 12:58 PM Not engaged to Bubba yet!
Well, don't keep me out of the loop. I need to know when to start peddling UlcerCure and Chinese Fireworks. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I think I have a serious market for your firecrackers down here in the swamps.....you see, normally, we just dynomite the bayou to catch our fish, so I'm thinking of stepping it up and offering fishing with a little pizazz.....see ad below:
My cajuns! You tired of da same ol same ol. Big boom, 6o fishes, but no sparkles....no color. Meh have I got da deal for you. Catch your fishes in style ma friends. Blow dem fishes out of da water with green, blue, gold, red, even purple sparkles and glitters. Call right now cause dis offer won't last long. Call da Crazy Cajun Firecracker Lady today!
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Location: Florida | LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:06 PM I think I have a serious market for your firecrackers down here in the swamps.....you see, normally, we just dynomite the bayou to catch our fish, so I'm thinking of stepping it up and offering fishing with a little pizazz.....see ad below:
My cajuns! You tired of da same ol same ol. Big boom, 6o fishes, but no sparkles....no color. Meh have I got da deal for you. Catch your fishes in style ma friends. Blow dem fishes out of da water with green, blue, gold, red, even purple sparkles and glitters. Call right now cause dis offer won't last long. Call da Crazy Cajun Firecracker Lady today!
Put me down for your first order. I live on the edge of a big swamp, called the St Johns River Basin. Someone got a 14 foot gator near me this year. You got anything big enough for gator hunting? |
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| Vickie - 2014-11-10 1:15 PM
LRQHS - 2014-11-10 2:06 PM I think I have a serious market for your firecrackers down here in the swamps.....you see, normally, we just dynomite the bayou to catch our fish, so I'm thinking of stepping it up and offering fishing with a little pizazz.....see ad below:
My cajuns! You tired of da same ol same ol. Big boom, 6o fishes, but no sparkles....no color. Meh have I got da deal for you. Catch your fishes in style ma friends. Blow dem fishes out of da water with green, blue, gold, red, even purple sparkles and glitters. Call right now cause dis offer won't last long. Call da Crazy Cajun Firecracker Lady today!Â
Put me down for your first order. I live on the edge of a big swamp, called the St Johns River Basin. Someone got a 14 foot gator near me this year.  You got anything big enough for gator hunting?Â
I want the second order just to annoy the neighbors that like to set fireworks off all year round. I really need a big bang to outdo theirs.  |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Alligators.....no problemo! Piss your neighbors off.....no problemo! Just pick the colors you want. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | cranky B4 10am - 2014-11-10 1:34 PM oww, you got turqoise????
Well, no, I don't, but.....Viagra's turn your vision to a pale blue and I got green.....I'm thinking together you could get a nice turquoise shade. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I guess what I'm tryin to say here is that I can pretty much make you see any color you desire with the right pharmacuetical concoction :) |
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Location: Randolph, Utah | One positive, you'll have all the time you want to work out in the big house! Maybe when you get out, survivor will want you if you have a little scandal on your record! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | JcNhEmI - 2014-11-10 1:38 PM One positive, you'll have all the time you want to work out in the big house! Maybe when you get out, survivor will want you if you have a little scandal on your record!
That is true. I'm sure lot's of dude's will really enjoy bench pressing you....and vice versa. |
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Witty Enough
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Location: CTX | LRQHS - 2014-11-10 1:37 PM cranky B4 10am - 2014-11-10 1:34 PM oww, you got turqoise???? Well, no, I don't, but.....Viagra's turn your vision to a pale blue and I got green.....I'm thinking together you could get a nice turquoise shade.
oww lordy, I just spewed ice tea all over my screen!!!   
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Location: Texas | Douglas J Gordon - 2014-11-10 12:58 PM Not engaged to Bubba yet!
So.... You're saying it's still a possibility???? Can we be invited? We promise to all bring you a different kind of crazy... |
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