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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | WOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEE!!!
Me really, really, really want, but me no have $4500......anybody want a slightly used kidney? |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Douglas Gordon, you need to stop playing hard to get and come be my sugar daddy! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I need help writing Harold Hamm's Christmas card. Surely, he'll loan me $4500 if I just ask, right? |
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Location: Kansas | LRQHS - 2014-11-13 7:58 AM I need help writing Harold Hamm's Christmas card. Surely, he'll loan me $4500 if I just ask, right?
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Don't laugh, you'd be asking strangers too lol....This be his picture....
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| alright alright alright ..... let the bidding begin at $1 for a kidney ...let's go!
also - I have expert penmanship from writing all my 4-H market animal letters of support ..... Thus I will only require a small fee of .5% of any take in the Harold Hamm business.  |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lindseylou2290 - 2014-11-13 8:18 AM alright alright alright ..... let the bidding begin at $1 for a kidney ...let's go! also - I have expert penmanship from writing all my 4-H market animal letters of support ..... Thus I will only require a small fee of .5% of any take in the Harold Hamm business.
I'ma need $4501 for that kidney lady. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | You could bounce a quarter off his butt.... |
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Location: NE Texas | LOVE Five Bar Cartel. The story on his dam is one worth reading! She was an exceptional mare and has been a great producer as well. I'd love to have one of those too.....and you KNOW i'm an excellent writer, so.....let's do this!
Dear Mr. Hamm, |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Herbie - 2014-11-13 8:27 AM LOVE Five Bar Cartel. The story on his dam is one worth reading! She was an exceptional mare and has been a great producer as well. I'd love to have one of those too.....and you KNOW i'm an excellent writer, so.....let's do this!
Dear Mr. Hamm,
You don't know me. First off, I'm crazy. I saw that you really love your two horses, Uno and Star. Well, buddy, I have found a horse that I would love even more than that. |
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| LRQHS - 2014-11-13 8:38 AM
Herbie - 2014-11-13 8:27 AM LOVE Five Bar Cartel. The story on his dam is one worth reading! She was an exceptional mare and has been a great producer as well. I'd love to have one of those too.....and you KNOW i'm an excellent writer, so.....let's do this!
Dear Mr. Hamm,
You don't know me. First off, I'm crazy. I saw that you really love your two horses, Uno and Star. Well, buddy, I have found a horse that I would love even more than that.
For the small sum of $4501 we can have a baby together. |
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Location: Oklahoma | Why are y'all wasting time writing to Mr. Hamm?? NJJ even gave you his phone #!!!!! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Longneck - 2014-11-13 9:36 AM Why are y'all wasting time writing to Mr. Hamm?? NJJ even gave you his phone #!!!!!
Try calling it. He don't answer. |
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | I have a feeling your kidneys are more than slightly used..... |
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Rad Dork
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Location: Oklahoma | LRQHS - 2014-11-13 9:38 AM Longneck - 2014-11-13 9:36 AM Why are y'all wasting time writing to Mr. Hamm?? NJJ even gave you his phone #!!!!! Try calling it. He don't answer.
Humm.... perhaps you can look into Continetal Resources webpage... surely they have an e-mail address or office line you could try. lol! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ~BINGO~ - 2014-11-13 9:41 AM I have a feeling your kidneys are more than slightly used.....
 Whatcho talkin bout, Willis? |
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I think she meant liver
My kidneys just have a few stones, NBD... |
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How does alcohol harm the kidneys?
Your kidneys filter harmful substances from your blood. One of these substances is alcohol. Alcohol can cause changes in the function of the kidneys and make them less able to filter your blood. In addition to filtering blood, your kidneys do many other important jobs. One of these jobs is keeping the right amount of water in your body. Alcohol affects the ability of your kidneys to do this. When alcohol dehydrates (dries out) the body, the drying effect can affect the normal function of cells and organs, including the kidneys.
Too much alcohol can also affect your blood pressure. People who drink too much are more likely to have high blood pressure. And medications for high blood pressure can be affected by alcohol. High blood pressure is a common cause of kidney disease. More than two drinks a day can increase your chance of having high blood pressure.
You should know these things, missy. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ~BINGO~ - 2014-11-13 9:59 AM How does alcohol harm the kidneys?
Your kidneys filter harmful substances from your blood. One of these substances is alcohol. Alcohol can cause changes in the function of the kidneys and make them less able to filter your blood. In addition to filtering blood, your kidneys do many other important jobs. One of these jobs is keeping the right amount of water in your body. Alcohol affects the ability of your kidneys to do this. When alcohol dehydrates (dries out ) the body, the drying effect can affect the normal function of cells and organs, including the kidneys.
Too much alcohol can also affect your blood pressure. People who drink too much are more likely to have high blood pressure. And medications for high blood pressure can be affected by alcohol. High blood pressure is a common cause of kidney disease. More than two drinks a day can increase your chance of having high blood pressure.
You should know these things, missy.
Lady, my kidneys work fine lol. They work too good somethimes. So, you want one or not? |
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Serious Snap Trapper
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | LRQHS - 2014-11-13 8:07 AM ~BINGO~ - 2014-11-13 9:59 AM How does alcohol harm the kidneys?
Your kidneys filter harmful substances from your blood. One of these substances is alcohol. Alcohol can cause changes in the function of the kidneys and make them less able to filter your blood. In addition to filtering blood, your kidneys do many other important jobs. One of these jobs is keeping the right amount of water in your body. Alcohol affects the ability of your kidneys to do this. When alcohol dehydrates (dries out ) the body, the drying effect can affect the normal function of cells and organs, including the kidneys.
Too much alcohol can also affect your blood pressure. People who drink too much are more likely to have high blood pressure. And medications for high blood pressure can be affected by alcohol. High blood pressure is a common cause of kidney disease. More than two drinks a day can increase your chance of having high blood pressure.
You should know these things, missy.
Lol, I have my own set currently. But hubby just bought us a new hauling rig yesterday. With that, and the purchase of the new horse, I'ma have to sell more then just a kidney. |
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