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Location: Buffalo, Wyoming | Just ran across this one... It may not be as funny as some of ones people have posted on here but it gave me a laugh.
9 year old gelding quarter horse, vary genital and easy going love attention easy to ketch, tie, load great for fairer. Loves the trail and mtn can go all day. He has done barrels and poles not finished but would be easy to finished run consistent 18s on barrels and 24s in poles. Also has been heeled off of I am not sure how fair along he is in that so to I am not a healer but he is vary cowy. Also has been started on breakaway he dose great on the dummy and the hot heals vary quit in the box's. He has had intermediate riders on him and dose well on the trail we but a 3 year old on him and he turned into a big old baby sitter he love anyone who will give him attentions. I have stared pride work with him but he has not been in on yet. dose good with all animals he is vary laid back just a genial little sweet heart.
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| UTAHCANCHASER - 2015-01-27 5:46 PM Just ran across this one... It may not be as funny as some of ones people have posted on here but it gave me a laugh.
9 year old gelding quarter horse, vary genital and easy going love attention easy to ketch, tie, load great for fairer. Loves the trail and mtn can go all day. He has done barrels and poles not finished but would be easy to finished run consistent 18s on barrels and 24s in poles. Also has been heeled off of I am not sure how fair along he is in that so to I am not a healer but he is vary cowy. Also has been started on breakaway he dose great on the dummy and the hot heals vary quit in the box's. He has had intermediate riders on him and dose well on the trail we but a 3 year old on him and he turned into a big old baby sitter he love anyone who will give him attentions. I have stared pride work with him but he has not been in on yet. dose good with all animals he is vary laid back just a genial little sweet heart.
Ok, the rest I can translate, but what the heck is pride work? |
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Location: North Dakota | Love those genital horses. Round of applause for the American education system. |
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| MissouriJen - 2015-01-27 7:58 PM UTAHCANCHASER - 2015-01-27 5:46 PM Just ran across this one... It may not be as funny as some of ones people have posted on here but it gave me a laugh.
9 year old gelding quarter horse, vary genital and easy going love attention easy to ketch, tie, load great for fairer. Loves the trail and mtn can go all day. He has done barrels and poles not finished but would be easy to finished run consistent 18s on barrels and 24s in poles. Also has been heeled off of I am not sure how fair along he is in that so to I am not a healer but he is vary cowy. Also has been started on breakaway he dose great on the dummy and the hot heals vary quit in the box's. He has had intermediate riders on him and dose well on the trail we but a 3 year old on him and he turned into a big old baby sitter he love anyone who will give him attentions. I have stared pride work with him but he has not been in on yet. dose good with all animals he is vary laid back just a genial little sweet heart.
Ok, the rest I can translate, but what the heck is pride work?
I thought it said "pride rock" like from The Lion King...
In the round pin
the mitey round pin
the Inglish challegend
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Location: Ohio | MissouriJen - 2015-01-26 7:58 PM
UTAHCANCHASER - 2015-01-27 5:46 PM Just ran across this one... It may not be as funny as some of ones people have posted on here but it gave me a laugh.
9 year old gelding quarter horse, vary genital and easy going love attention easy to ketch, tie, load great for fairer. Loves the trail and mtn can go all day. He has done barrels and poles not finished but would be easy to finished run consistent 18s on barrels and 24s in poles. Also has been heeled off of I am not sure how fair along he is in that so to I am not a healer but he is vary cowy. Also has been started on breakaway he dose great on the dummy and the hot heals vary quit in the box's. He has had intermediate riders on him and dose well on the trail we but a 3 year old on him and he turned into a big old baby sitter he love anyone who will give him attentions. I have stared pride work with him but he has not been in on yet. dose good with all animals he is vary laid back just a genial little sweet heart.
Ok, the rest I can translate, but what the heck is pride work?
parade? Im not sure either... |
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| UTAHCANCHASER - 2015-01-27 6:46 PM Just ran across this one... It may not be as funny as some of ones people have posted on here but it gave me a laugh.
9 year old gelding quarter horse, vary genital and easy going love attention easy to ketch, tie, load great for fairer. Loves the trail and mtn can go all day. He has done barrels and poles not finished but would be easy to finished run consistent 18s on barrels and 24s in poles. Also has been heeled off of I am not sure how fair along he is in that so to I am not a healer but he is vary cowy. Also has been started on breakaway he dose great on the dummy and the hot heals vary quit in the box's. He has had intermediate riders on him and dose well on the trail we but a 3 year old on him and he turned into a big old baby sitter he love anyone who will give him attentions. I have stared pride work with him but he has not been in on yet. dose good with all animals he is vary laid back just a genial little sweet heart.
Wait a minute.......they spelled "gelding" correctly...and then the rest, just...wtf.
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Location: SE Louisiana | GrittyCowgirl - 2015-01-27 8:18 PM
MissouriJen - 2015-01-26 7:58 PM
UTAHCANCHASER - 2015-01-27 5:46 PM Just ran across this one... It may not be as funny as some of ones people have posted on here but it gave me a laugh.
9 year old gelding quarter horse, vary genital and easy going love attention easy to ketch, tie, load great for fairer. Loves the trail and mtn can go all day. He has done barrels and poles not finished but would be easy to finished run consistent 18s on barrels and 24s in poles. Also has been heeled off of I am not sure how fair along he is in that so to I am not a healer but he is vary cowy. Also has been started on breakaway he dose great on the dummy and the hot heals vary quit in the box's. He has had intermediate riders on him and dose well on the trail we but a 3 year old on him and he turned into a big old baby sitter he love anyone who will give him attentions. I have stared pride work with him but he has not been in on yet. dose good with all animals he is vary laid back just a genial little sweet heart.
Ok, the rest I can translate, but what the heck is pride work?
parade? Im not sure either...
That makes sense.. have started parade work with him but he has not been in one yet.. |
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| Just Plain Lucky - 2015-01-27 8:17 PM MissouriJen - 2015-01-27 7:58 PM UTAHCANCHASER - 2015-01-27 5:46 PM Just ran across this one... It may not be as funny as some of ones people have posted on here but it gave me a laugh.
9 year old gelding quarter horse, vary genital and easy going love attention easy to ketch, tie, load great for fairer. Loves the trail and mtn can go all day. He has done barrels and poles not finished but would be easy to finished run consistent 18s on barrels and 24s in poles. Also has been heeled off of I am not sure how fair along he is in that so to I am not a healer but he is vary cowy. Also has been started on breakaway he dose great on the dummy and the hot heals vary quit in the box's. He has had intermediate riders on him and dose well on the trail we but a 3 year old on him and he turned into a big old baby sitter he love anyone who will give him attentions. I have stared pride work with him but he has not been in on yet. dose good with all animals he is vary laid back just a genial little sweet heart.
Ok, the rest I can translate, but what the heck is pride work?
In the round pin
the mitey round pin
the Inglish challegend
lounges toonight
LOL THAT SONG!!! I will never sing the real words again! |
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| I am a high school teacher. Every kid has a story. But don't always blame the school system. One thing teachers CANNOT control, is getting the students to GO TO SCHOOL. This kid probably dropped out in 2nd grade. But it was funny to read. Cool thing is, the horse is probably awesome! |
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Location: Buffalo, Wyoming | FLITASTIC - 2015-01-28 7:37 AM I am a high school teacher. Every kid has a story. But don't always blame the school system. One thing teachers CANNOT control, is getting the students to GO TO SCHOOL. This kid probably dropped out in 2nd grade. But it was funny to read. Cool thing is, the horse is probably awesome!
I may just have to go take a look at him this weekend when I go home. If I do I will report back... unless I am in a hospital bed. |
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Location: White Mountains of AZ | He/she spelt "intermediate" right...That's even a tough one for me with spell check! |
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Location: Jersey Girl | Just Plain Lucky - 2015-01-27 9:20 PM UTAHCANCHASER - 2015-01-27 6:46 PM Just ran across this one... It may not be as funny as some of ones people have posted on here but it gave me a laugh.
9 year old gelding quarter horse, vary genital and easy going love attention easy to ketch, tie, load great for fairer. Loves the trail and mtn can go all day. He has done barrels and poles not finished but would be easy to finished run consistent 18s on barrels and 24s in poles. Also has been heeled off of I am not sure how fair along he is in that so to I am not a healer but he is vary cowy. Also has been started on breakaway he dose great on the dummy and the hot heals vary quit in the box's. He has had intermediate riders on him and dose well on the trail we but a 3 year old on him and he turned into a big old baby sitter he love anyone who will give him attentions. I have stared pride work with him but he has not been in on yet. dose good with all animals he is vary laid back just a genial little sweet heart.
Wait a minute.......they spelled "gelding" correctly...and then the rest, just...wtf.
HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
A life time of spellcheck. Thats how that happens.  |
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Location: ohio-in my own little world with pretty ponies :) | MissouriJen - 2015-01-27 7:58 PM
UTAHCANCHASER - 2015-01-27 5:46 PM Just ran across this one... It may not be as funny as some of ones people have posted on here but it gave me a laugh.
9 year old gelding quarter horse, vary genital and easy going love attention easy to ketch, tie, load great for fairer. Loves the trail and mtn can go all day. He has done barrels and poles not finished but would be easy to finished run consistent 18s on barrels and 24s in poles. Also has been heeled off of I am not sure how fair along he is in that so to I am not a healer but he is vary cowy. Also has been started on breakaway he dose great on the dummy and the hot heals vary quit in the box's. He has had intermediate riders on him and dose well on the trail we but a 3 year old on him and he turned into a big old baby sitter he love anyone who will give him attentions. I have stared pride work with him but he has not been in on yet. dose good with all animals he is vary laid back just a genial little sweet heart.
Ok, the rest I can translate, but what the heck is pride work?
I think he means parade. Bc then it says he hasnt been in one yet. Say parade in a very hillbilly accent in our head. I could see "pride" lol |
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Location: The best kept secret in TX | UTAHCANCHASER - 2015-01-27 5:46 PM Just ran across this one... It may not be as funny as some of ones people have posted on here but it gave me a laugh.
9 year old gelding quarter horse, vary genital and easy going love attention easy to ketch, tie, load great for fairer. Loves the trail and mtn can go all day. He has done barrels and poles not finished but would be easy to finished run consistent 18s on barrels and 24s in poles. Also has been heeled off of I am not sure how fair along he is in that so to I am not a healer but he is vary cowy. Also has been started on breakaway he dose great on the dummy and the hot heals vary quit in the box's. He has had intermediate riders on him and dose well on the trail we but a 3 year old on him and he turned into a big old baby sitter he love anyone who will give him attentions. I have stared pride work with him but he has not been in on yet. dose good with all animals he is vary laid back just a genial little sweet heart.
All I can think of is the poor 3 year old who gets to live with these people LOL I hope the child can spell!!!  |
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Location: Central Texas | Something to think about.....Not everyone who lives here and owns horses is from America. I live 15 minutes from Fort Hood and I have many friends of other nationalities.....German, Korean, Japanese, Italian etc....English is not their first language. Several of my friends are excellent horsewomen but would probably have some misspelled words in their ads. Just saying.... |
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