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| Since apparently, I gave such rotten advice on the marriage thread, here's your turn to give it back at me. 
This is so annoying.
At least three times a week, my husband will walk in the door with a plate covered with foil. The neighbor lady is married to a chef but he hates her cooking so she gives the left overs to my husband. Who then brings it into the house and acts like he's going to have a frikken spasm.
He'll take a bite, roll his eyes in the back of his head and declare how AMAZING the food is. I take a bite and sure, its good but gimme a **** break.
"Ask her where she got these beans...look, there's little bits of onion in them."
Honestly, I just feel like shoving the plate into his face.
I'm jealous. Another woman is giving my husband multiple Foodgasms. What do I do?
Edited by RidenFly 2015-03-09 1:06 PM
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Location: Kentucky | I'd be happy.... but then again, I hate cooking......  |
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| Murphy - 2015-03-10 6:27 AM I'd be happy.... but then again, I hate cooking......
I cook for him at least two times a week. Isn't that enough? I'm not a machine. |
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| ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks for the good laugh on a wet dreary Monday morning! I HATE to cook, I love when people send food home, so no advice. Thanks again for the laugh |
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Location: the end of the rainbow | Sorry I cant be of any help here. My husband does all of the cooking and grocery shopping. I'm spoiled. And I appreciate it very much. |
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Location: South Dakota | You are cooking for him two times a week. That is MORE than enough! |
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| willrodeo4food - 2015-03-10 5:32 AM
Sorry I cant be of any help here. My husband does all of the cooking and grocery shopping. I'm spoiled. And I appreciate it very much.
I'm glad to know i'm not the only woman that isn't the cook in the family. The hard part though is that i am the shopper and it is hard to shop when i don't cook and know what he needs to cook with! that's a constant battle for us lol
As far as the neighbor, if i did cook for my man it would bother me too. Her giving him leftovers wouldn't bother me, but the way he reacts to it every time would get under my skin. i am a very jealous wife and i will openly admit that so yea it would bother me. i would just tell him to chill the heck out. i am quick to tell my husband when he does something that bothers me becuase the way i see it is if he doesn't know it bothers me then he can't change it. i'd surely be making his tail share some of that good food with me though! lol |
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| Timber Creek - 2015-03-10 6:36 AM You are cooking for him two times a week. That is MORE than enough!
That's what I think. His next meal is going to be given to him on a paper plate wrapped in foil. When he has his meltdown I'll tell him, it's just the plain ol' schit he's been getting at home all these years! |
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Location: Kansas | I can't cook....the only thing my future husband will get for dinner.....is a bowl of cereal. That should be good enough right? |
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| hoofs_in_motion - 2015-03-10 6:40 AM I can't cook....the only thing my future husband will get for dinner.....is a bowl of cereal. That should be good enough right?
It starts out with a bowl of cereal and then you notice him staring at some other man's plate at a restaurant. It will drive you crazy so you'll do the unthinkable and buy a darn cookbook. You'll end up watching Racheal ray when nobody's home and practising on YOURSELF. Then, when you get the nerve up, like for instance, on Valentine's Day...you'll put a plate of roast beef in front of him while you hold your breath. It's all downhill from there. |
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| RidenFly - 2015-03-10 5:44 AM
hoofs_in_motion - 2015-03-10 6:40 AM I can't cook....the only thing my future husband will get for dinner.....is a bowl of cereal. That should be good enough right?
It starts out with a bowl of cereal and then you notice him staring at some other man's plate at a restaurant. It will drive you crazy so you'll do the unthinkable and buy a darn cookbook. You'll end up watching Racheal ray when nobody's home and practising on YOURSELF. Then, when you get the nerve up, like for instance, on Valentine's Day...you'll put a plate of roast beef in front of him while you hold your breath. It's all downhill from there.
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| GLP - 2015-03-10 6:31 AM ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks for the good laugh on a wet dreary Monday morning! I HATE to cook, I love when people send food home, so no advice. Thanks again for the laugh
YW But it's true. |
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Location: southeast Texas | Heck fire, who cares where he gets his appetite from as long as he is having is food azims at home ;-) |
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Location: Kansas | RidenFly - 2015-03-09 8:44 AM hoofs_in_motion - 2015-03-10 6:40 AM I can't cook....the only thing my future husband will get for dinner.....is a bowl of cereal. That should be good enough right? It starts out with a bowl of cereal and then you notice him staring at some other man's plate at a restaurant. It will drive you crazy so you'll do the unthinkable and buy a darn cookbook. You'll end up watching Racheal ray when nobody's home and practising on YOURSELF. Then, when you get the nerve up, like for instance, on Valentine's Day...you'll put a plate of roast beef in front of him while you hold your breath. It's all downhill from there.
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Location: Texas | This would irritate me too. If she is going to send food over, it should be enough for BOTH of you to enjoy TOGETHER! |
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| RidenFly - 2015-03-09 8:30 AM Murphy - 2015-03-10 6:27 AM I'd be happy.... but then again, I hate cooking......
You crack me up, Riden. LOL
I've gotten to where I like to eat a meal every day of the week. |
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Location: North Texas | willrodeo4food - 2015-03-09 8:32 AM Sorry I cant be of any help here. My husband does all of the cooking and grocery shopping. I'm spoiled. And I appreciate it very much.
Tis good to see someone who appreciates 'this' and understands what They have......................Many do not do either. |
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Location: Texas | I cook for my husband every night, but I don't think I would be jealous. He loves my cooking and so do his friends! Lol Heck he gets jealous when his friends brag on my cooking.
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