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 Hawty & Nawty
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| Good Day,
The Tin Foil Hat Brigade is now open for applications from interested, prospective members.
In light of recent events involving Wiki Leaks and the Vault 7 files, we have been flooded with interest in our group. However, documents exposed by Wiki Leaks have confirmed that you may not contact us via, your cell phones, your smart T.V. *Especially Samsung* or newer car equipped with the computer chip. In fact, please don't even contact us with your pet that might be carrying a micro-chip. *Who do you work for, kitty?"
The only reliable form of contact is to stand out on your back porch and scream out the tune to the Twilight Zone and one of us will come running.
The agency, who stole malware from Russia is the same agency that couldn't find Hillary's Emails, but did discover the 13 secret spices in KFC's crispy chicken. We also know now why all T.V.s were goverment mandated to go to digital instead of analog. Big brother is watching and as part of our acceptance requirements you are required to stand in front of your smart T.V. everyday, at the stroke of midnight, drop your pants and give this goverment a full moon.
The cashier at Walmart is a tin foil hat wearer and has reported that the goverment is now proposing that our children be equiped with chips in the event of child abduction. We strongly encourage you NOT to allow your children to be chipped, instead, we suggest you play out side with them, get involved in their lives and not depend on electronic gadgets to do the babysitting for you.
All gaming systems are also vulnerable to hacking. They can clearly see your teenage son while he plays Grand Theft Auto or chicken chokers.
Thank you. TFHB administrator. *This is not a drill*
Edited by RidenFly 2017-03-08 9:33 AM
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  Witty Enough
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Location: CTX | Sign me up please!!! Will be out on the porch tonight so be ready!!  |
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Location: Peg-Leg Julia Grimm | I know. Right?  |
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 Miss Laundry Misshap
Posts: 5271
| I hope they watch me through my TV. They'll see me wandering around the living room naked with my fat rolls and droopy girls hanging out. Hopefully they have a zoom to get my hairy legs too...it's not spring yet!
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Hawty & Nawty
Posts: 20424
| I really wish I was joking when I tell you girls that my husband just plucked down over a grand for a brand new Samsung curved HD TV. Shoot, now they're watching me, watching them, watching me. Every now and then I flip it off just in case. |
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | Last night I asked my husband, who had been working all day, if he had heard about the latest wikileaks. Well, no, he doesn't have time fo dat. After I finished cataloguing the release, he asked me if I had been drinking. LMAO I had to pull it up on a news site before he believed I was serious. |
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| Honestly, I believed all this stuff already. Just wondering about that tv....we bought one last year and I never hooked it up to internet or set up the "smart" part... . Do you think the TV has to be hooked up to internet though? Just curious how all these things are "really" being transmitted.............I highly doubt that anyone cares what we are doing............. |
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