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Location: NW. Florida | CYA Ranch - 2014-07-14 3:02 PM Only Magnums need apply.
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Location: where ever my L/Q trl is parked | IF you get lucky and get a few extra send one or two my way...I can handle it! I'll even pay the freight.
Unfortuately those that say there are a lot (few) still out there - some of you will find I think that as we oldies ,but good once, are older its tough to find even one. 
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Aqhaczy - 2014-07-14 3:51 PM IF you get lucky and get a few extra send one or two my way...I can handle it! I'll even pay the freight.
Unfortuately those that say there are a lot (few) still out there - some of you will find I think that as we oldies ,but good once, are older its tough to find even one.
Well, I think Trail Girl should share...... |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | So were we any help!!!! |
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Location: Do I hear Banjos? | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 3:56 PM Aqhaczy - 2014-07-14 3:51 PM IF you get lucky and get a few extra send one or two my way...I can handle it! I'll even pay the freight.
Unfortuately those that say there are a lot (few) still out there - some of you will find I think that as we oldies ,but good once, are older its tough to find even one.
Nooo way Jose'...I waited a lot of years to find this one....he's alll mine! You can Lookie...No Touch-ey.  |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Southtxponygirl - 2014-07-14 3:58 PM So were we any help!!!!
Yes, I believe I have an ad that is sure to wrangle me a fine prize lol.... |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 4:09 PM Southtxponygirl - 2014-07-14 3:58 PM So were we any help!!!!
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | WANTED: A FANCY FENCE POUNDER.....
that likes horses and beer and is really good with his hands. All fingers and teeth are a requirement.
Must love pecans and long walks on the beach. Must have nuts. Farrier skills are a plus. Must be able to laugh at all of my jokes, even when they aren't funny and really love sarcasm. All over 70 year old vets will be considered first, the fewer the family members the better.
Will not discriminate if he is half blind and sells drugs at cost to my friends. Must love to sleep with chihuahuas. No recently released convicts, no zits, nose pickers, crummy attitudes, hairy balls, moochers or drug heads.
More than one dude to fulfill my needs is acceptable.
You must work while I drink. No junk diseases. Must not out shine me in my slippers and pajama bottoms at Walmart. You must have hot tattoo's, but not the blasted tear drop tattoo. Must carry a pimp stick and pimp feather in your hat when building fence. Must have two billfolds full of cash at all times. Must have a bus to escort me around town. Must NOT look like Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Must look good in man tights. Must wear the Magnum. Can not be a woman! If you are a twin, I got a hook up for your brother. AND, finally, I have GINORMOUS BOOBIES :)
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 4:29 PM
WANTED: A FANCY FENCE POUNDER.....
that likes horses and beer and is really good with his hands. All fingers and teeth are a requirement.
Must love pecans and long walks on the beach. Must have nuts. Farrier skills are a plus. Must be able to laugh at all of my jokes, even when they aren't funny and really love sarcasm. All over 70 year old vets will be considered first, the fewer the family members the better.
Will not discriminate if he is half blind and sells drugs at cost to my friends. Must love to sleep with chihuahuas. No recently released convicts, no zits, nose pickers, crummy attitudes, hairy balls, moochers or drug heads.
More than one dude to fulfill my needs is acceptable.
You must work while I drink. No junk diseases. Must not out shine me in my slippers and pajama bottoms at Walmart. You must have hot tattoo's, but not the blasted tear drop tattoo. Must carry a pimp stick and pimp feather in your hat when building fence. Must have two billfolds full of cash at all times. Must have a bus to escort me around town. Must NOT look like Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Must look good in man tights. Must wear the Magnum. Can not be a woman! If you are a twin, I got a hook up for your brother. AND, finally, I have GINORMOUS BOOBIES :)
Ha ha ha ha ha, now thats good. |
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Location: Do I hear Banjos? | OMG...hahahahaha LOVE it!!!
The WalMart part made me spew sprite on my keyboard. THAT is the look most go for at the Morrilton location for sure. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I think it is the perfect Match.com advertisement, just like that David Allen Coe song where they wrote the perfect Country song.... |
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| docschic - 2014-07-14 3:25 PM
lindseylou2290 - 2014-07-14 1:27 PM OOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ok ... Must haves - all fingers and all toes, skills in building things, good with his hands, witty sense of humor, no zits, all his teeth, working vehicle with minimal rust (prefer pickup that he will allow you to "steal" when needed), independent income (prefer vets, chiropractors, and/or machinists that can build anything from a hand drawn sketch), an appreciation for boobs, honest, and not resemble a Clampett family member Refuse to deal with - nose pickers, lost fingers, crummy attitudes, hairy balls, RX drug addicts, or moochers.
Seriously you'd be better off looking for a woman with all those requirements....we might have to scale back some of the must haves....the all toes thing and zits maybe.....I'm just not sure. I found my guy 14+ years ago and will keep him as he isn't much good at fence building or any real manual labor (yep, city boy) but he doesn't complain about the horses so he gets to stay. :D
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| Jennifer just won all the internet points on the planet with THE PERFECT match.com add ....  |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) |
I couldn't have done it without a little help from my friends lol.... |
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Location: Gainesville, TX | Maybe you should post it on craigslist too. We might see it floating around facebook very very soon. |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | Oh lawdy
first month is free!!! |
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I found your man! Have no idea his qualifications other than he will love Fred in all his hip swiveling glory!!!! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Full of Beans - 2014-07-14 5:06 PM
I found your man! Have no idea his qualifications other than he will love Fred in all his hip swiveling glory!!!!
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU FOUND THE PERFECT DUDE FOR ME!!!! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Dude, he is starting to really grow on me lol. |
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