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| LRQHS - 2014-07-14 3:20 PM
Dude, he is starting to really grow on me lol.
Now if we can Photoshop a beer helmet on him..... |
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  Angel in a Sorrel Coat
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Location: In a happy place | You did it again. I am laughing so hard. |
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 A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | sorrel horse ranch - 2014-07-14 6:00 PM You did it again. I am laughing so hard.
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| Soooo....you got that ad posted yet???? |
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Location: the end of the rainbow | I can't wait to see the responses to this ad. And the pictures. Make them send you a picture. |
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Expert
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Location: MI | I like your ad for the most part, but I'm a little worried about what you are looking to get from '70+ year old vets'. I can see the veteran's hospital going wild...
(and I'd specify 10 fingers and 10 toes. I know it's a technicality, but extra digits kinda freak me out...but, maybe you're a 'the more the merrier' kinda girl  :) |
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 Can You Hear Me Now?
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 Total Germophobe
Posts: 6443
Location: Montana | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 3:29 PM
WANTED: A FANCY FENCE POUNDER.....
that likes horses and beer and is really good with his hands. All fingers and teeth are a requirement.
Must love pecans and long walks on the beach. Must have nuts. Farrier skills are a plus. Must be able to laugh at all of my jokes, even when they aren't funny and really love sarcasm. All over 70 year old vets will be considered first, the fewer the family members the better.
Will not discriminate if he is half blind and sells drugs at cost to my friends. Must love to sleep with chihuahuas. No recently released convicts, no zits, nose pickers, crummy attitudes, hairy balls, moochers or drug heads.
More than one dude to fulfill my needs is acceptable.
You must work while I drink. No junk diseases. Must not out shine me in my slippers and pajama bottoms at Walmart. You must have hot tattoo's, but not the blasted tear drop tattoo. Must carry a pimp stick and pimp feather in your hat when building fence. Must have two billfolds full of cash at all times. Must have a bus to escort me around town. Must NOT look like Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Must look good in man tights. Must wear the Magnum. Can not be a woman! If you are a twin, I got a hook up for your brother. AND, finally, I have GINORMOUS BOOBIES :)
Hey, you forgot to include someone who stacks hay! I would totally go for a guy who stacks and hauls hay...pickup truck to haul hay a plus too, but I have that any ways.
Oh, another thing...you should maybe include that he shouldn't be afraid of "odd" family burials. 
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Industrial Srength Barrel Racer
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| OMG - you guys all crack me up! Thanks for the laughs! |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | Plenty of fish is free
just sayin |
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 Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-15 6:29 AM Plenty of fish is free
just sayin
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Location: Deep South | Ridenrun4745 - 2014-07-14 9:36 PM
I like your ad for the most part, but I'm a little worried about what you are looking to get from '70+ year old vets'. I can see the veteran's hospital going wild...
(and I'd specify 10 fingers and 10 toes. I know it's a technicality, but extra digits kinda freak me out...but, maybe you're a 'the more the merrier' kinda girl : )
Maybe she should specify "veterinarians" rather than just "vets"
Jennifer, PLEEEEEEEASE post this ad on a dating site!!! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | BamaCanChaser - 2014-07-15 7:54 AM Ridenrun4745 - 2014-07-14 9:36 PM I like your ad for the most part, but I'm a little worried about what you are looking to get from '70+ year old vets'. I can see the veteran's hospital going wild... (and I'd specify 10 fingers and 10 toes. I know it's a technicality, but extra digits kinda freak me out...but, maybe you're a 'the more the merrier' kinda girl : ) Maybe she should specify "veterinarians" rather than just "vets" Jennifer, PLEEEEEEEASE post this ad on a dating site!!!
I can't post from this computer. I might lol. It would be pretty funny. Who's phone number and picture can I use??? |
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Elite Veteran
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Location: The barn...where else? SW Missouri | Thank you for the laughs!!! I needed a good chuckle so bad. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Crap! I can't even get past the Username part on Plenty of Fish. Apparently, every combination of Foxylady is taken. Any suggestions??? |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Nevermind, I got Ladycougar121 :) |
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Location: Missouri | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 8:01 AM
Crap! I can't even get past the Username part on Plenty of Fish. Apparently, every combination of Foxylady is taken. Any suggestions???
BoobiesNBeer ??? That would get you LOTS of responses! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | dianea - 2014-07-15 8:04 AM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 8:01 AM Crap! I can't even get past the Username part on Plenty of Fish. Apparently, every combination of Foxylady is taken. Any suggestions??? BoobiesNBeer ??? That would get you LOTS of responses!
Too late lol...That would have been a great one lol. |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | HAHAHAHA |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Man, I need some help. I can't type all of that from my phone and it won't paste. Somebody needs to sign me up. |
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