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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Who wants to sign me up?? I'll answer all the questions required lol. |
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 Buttered Noodles Snacker
Posts: 4377
Location: NC | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 2:41 PM love those man tights and GIGANTIC LEG MUSCLES!!!
hahaha yeah I giggle everytime he puts them on... haha |
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Buttered Noodles Snacker
Posts: 4377
Location: NC | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 4:29 PM
WANTED: A FANCY FENCE POUNDER.....
that likes horses and beer and is really good with his hands. All fingers and teeth are a requirement.
Must love pecans and long walks on the beach. Must have nuts. Farrier skills are a plus. Must be able to laugh at all of my jokes, even when they aren't funny and really love sarcasm. All over 70 year old vets will be considered first, the fewer the family members the better.
Will not discriminate if he is half blind and sells drugs at cost to my friends. Must love to sleep with chihuahuas. No recently released convicts, no zits, nose pickers, crummy attitudes, hairy balls, moochers or drug heads.
More than one dude to fulfill my needs is acceptable.
You must work while I drink. No junk diseases. Must not out shine me in my slippers and pajama bottoms at Walmart. You must have hot tattoo's, but not the blasted tear drop tattoo. Must carry a pimp stick and pimp feather in your hat when building fence. Must have two billfolds full of cash at all times. Must have a bus to escort me around town. Must NOT look like Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Must look good in man tights. Must wear the Magnum. Can not be a woman! If you are a twin, I got a hook up for your brother. AND, finally, I have GINORMOUS BOOBIES :)
LOVE IT!!!! |
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Posts: 2097
Location: Deep South | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 8:26 AM
Who wants to sign me up?? I'll answer all the questions required lol.
Lol! I'll help a sista out. We all need love! 
Just tell me what to do. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | BamaCanChaser - 2014-07-15 9:58 AM LRQHS - 2014-07-15 8:26 AM Who wants to sign me up?? I'll answer all the questions required lol. Lol! I'll help a sista out. We all need love! Just tell me what to do.
Yay! lol.....ok go to the Plenty of Fish website. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | We have to sign up again. Sooooo...
username: ladycougar121
password: Ilovebeer1
birthday: 06/07/1971
female
US
white girl
email: [email protected] |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 10:01 AM We have to sign up again. Sooooo...
username: ladycougar121
password: Ilovebeer1
birthday: 06/07/1971
female
US
white girl
email: [email protected]
shoot hang on lol. It gave me the username already...
just go to sign in
ladycougar121
password is Wenzel1 |
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Expert
Posts: 2097
Location: Deep South | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 10:01 AM
We have to sign up again. Sooooo...
username: ladycougar121
password: Ilovebeer1
birthday: 06/07/1971
female
US
white girl
email: [email protected]
That username is already taken! |
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Expert
Posts: 2097
Location: Deep South | LRQHS - 2014-07-15 10:04 AM
LRQHS - 2014-07-15 10:01 AM We have to sign up again. Sooooo...
username: ladycougar121
password: Ilovebeer1
birthday: 06/07/1971
female
US
white girl
email: [email protected]
just go to sign in
ladycougar121
password is Wenzel1
I'm in!
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | That should take you to a questionaire....answers are:
Hessmer
71341
female
male
5'8"
long term (lol)
brown
a few extra pounds (lol)
yes
animal lover (lol)
no second language
somewhat ambitious
some college
LA
don't want kids
single
no children
no smoke
no drugs
drink often
non religious
cat and dog (no place for horses???)
nurse
I want a relationship (lol)
over 3 years (woohooo)
first name: let's go with - Onehotmomma
35 - 50
divorced
5 children
oldest
yes
no
hell no (lol)
Headline: WANTED: FANCY FENCE POUNDER
paste the ad in description area or type it (booooo)
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Expert
Posts: 2097
Location: Deep South | Geez Louise I'm about to become VERY familiar with Jennifer!  |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Next it asks for interests lol....let's go with....
rich, old dudes that want to buy me horses |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | First date lol.....let's go with....
Take me to a racing quarter horse yearling sale and buying me a horse for us to race together, baby :) |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Then, it says create my profile now.....I can't see past that. |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | No! NO COOWNING HORSES!!!!!!!!!! LOL
He just needs to buy it for you |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-15 10:16 AM No! NO COOWNING HORSES!!!!!!!!!! LOL
He just needs to buy it for you
Did I say co-own??? My bad. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Write out Veterinarian please :):) |
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Expert
Posts: 2097
Location: Deep South | I think our ad miiiiiiiiiiight not make it past the "no sexual language of any kind" police. But we'll give it a shot!
Edited by BamaCanChaser 2014-07-15 10:29 AM
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Sideways Riding Expert
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Location: ND--it snows, it floods, it snows, it floods | HorsesNHarleys - 2014-07-15 9:36 AM LRQHS - 2014-07-14 2:41 PM love those man tights and GIGANTIC LEG MUSCLES!!!
I'd keep him just because he's a Steelers fan...that right there is enough. :D  |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | BamaCanChaser - 2014-07-15 10:28 AM I think our ad miiiiiiiiiiight not make it past the "no sexual language of any kind" police. But we'll give it a shot!
Awww, come on lol....we can twerk it if we need to lol. Tell me when we're in lol. |
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