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Location: oklahoma | I look on trip advisor for hotels and restaurants when we travel. That way we avoid the chains and have had some great meals after others have given their opinions, lol
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| Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-10 7:15 PM CYA Ranch - 2014-03-10 7:03 PM HotbearLVR - 2014-03-10 6:33 PM I didn't know that TxDad is gone. Who says? I thought I read one of his posts not that long ago. In fact, I think he said something to the effect that men shouldn't be in barrel racing! Ha Ha Ha!!! I'm pretty sure he said something like that. I never see him or his wife on the boards any more. I was just wondering where he went? I'm assuming DD2012 or RWR or whatever he was going by last got zapped........again. 
FYI, that is incorrect.
FTR, I miss a lot of the guys and keep up with them elsewhere. I have always had more men friends than women friends and I too work in a man's world. I like it that way. They may have hired me because they needed a token female, but last month, I out worked the boys.......... |
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  More bootie than waist!
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Location: Riding Crackhead. | komet. - 2014-03-11 2:03 PM Three 4 Luck - 2014-03-11 11:34 AM HotbearLVR - 2014-03-11 11:31 AM ndiehl - 2014-03-11 11:09 AM LOL Menanese: Address something just simple toward them "Hey Men.." then either insult or discuss a sports team or type of sport, say girls are smarter, or discuss food. Draws the men out every time. The Golden rule still applys "A way to a mans heart is through their bellies" They brought the food up in this thread.  .. To the OP, there used to be quite a few more on here. There are some but 90% of this forum is women. EDITED: To change thread to forum* I am not trying to call you men girls or anything
It is unwise to contest any assertions that women are more intelligent. It's always a good idea to develop an ability to resist that natural tendency to belly laugh at certain comments eminating from the fairer sex. That is best saved for evenings when gathering around the square table. You just brought back some awesome memories.... Left to themselves... Neither my mom nor my dad could finish the New York Times crossword puzzle... But together.... They could!!
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Location: Florida.. | TXBO - 2014-03-11 11:50 AM ndiehl - 2014-03-11 10:47 AM LOL! It does smell gross, especially when it's being made. Looks worse then dog food then too! My father likes to make it from scratch. As a kid when you saw the ingredients it meant either spend the weekend at a friends or lock yourself in your room with the windows open so you don't smell it. That and head cheese... I hated seeing the poor pigs heads on my counter.... and it didn't smell great or taste great either. IMO OMG! I love Hog's Head Cheese.
Id miss all them men if I didnt keep up with them in other places .. they do tend to grow on ya..
Edited by Bibliafarm 2014-03-11 9:37 PM
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Location: Montana | Kcaughran - 2014-03-11 7:53 PM 0 Ba-ha-ha-ha...
Anyone else think we need a manese/womanese translator app for our smartphones???  I got the womanese part figured out (should I'm a woman), but manese has me stumped some days. LOL.
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Location: When you hit the middle of nowhere .. Keep driving | Bibliafarm - 2014-03-11 9:35 PM
TXBO - 2014-03-11 11:50 AM ndiehl - 2014-03-11 10:47 AM LOL! It does smell gross, especially when it's being made. Looks worse then dog food then too! My father likes to make it from scratch. As a kid when you saw the ingredients it meant either spend the weekend at a friends or lock yourself in your room with the windows open so you don't smell it. That and head cheese... I hated seeing the poor pigs heads on my counter.... and it didn't smell great or taste great either. IMO OMG! I love Hog's Head Cheese.
Id miss all them men if I didnt keep up with them in other places .. they do tend to grow on ya..
Not the entire head no but parts like the cheeks and snouts. |
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Location: Bastrop, Texas | There is a Rosetta Stone audiotape series "learn to speak womanese". |
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BHW Resident Surgeon
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Location: Bastrop, Texas | There is also a book by Jason Claiborne, "How to Speak Womanese"
How to Speak Womanese is intended to guide men through the emotional complexity of a woman's world. This book provides playful distinctions that will promote uncommon conversations and openings for what's possible in the untamed territory of woman to man communication. Women and men alike have had very poor conditioning and modeling for creating and maintaining effective communication, which has led to many unfortunate cases of Connectile Dysfunction®. Based on the daily influx of media, it appears that modern society is more interested in the drama of unsuccessful relationships than the harmony of successful relationships. What are you looking for---drama or harmony? Wouldn't it be nice if the communication between the sexes was simple, playful, and fun again? Surely that's a YES that just popped into your head, so what are you waiting for? Let's begin your training in How to Speak Womanese®. |
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BHW Resident Surgeon
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Location: Bastrop, Texas | "Connectile Dysfunction"! LOL |
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | HotbearLVR - 2014-03-11 10:05 PM "Connectile Dysfunction"! LOL
That one right there is highly accurate. |
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 Googly Goo
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| CurlyQ - 2014-03-11 6:58 PM I look on trip advisor for hotels and restaurants when we travel. That way we avoid the chains and have had some great meals after others have given their opinions, lol
as far as men..... Love em! ( most. :)
Generally, I agree with you but you can miss some great regional cuisine. One example is the Pappas restuarants in TX. You won't find a better steak in Houston or Dallas than Pappa's Steakhouse. |
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Goat Giver
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| Heard a joke on the radio this morning.
What's the difference between a woman yapping on the front porch and a dog yapping on the back porch?
If you let the dog in, it'll shut up................
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Googly Goo
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| kmcsunshine - 2014-03-12 6:01 PM Heard a joke on the radio this morning.
What's the difference between a woman yapping on the front porch and a dog yapping on the back porch?
If you let the dog in, it'll shut up................
I had an audible chortle. |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | TXBO - 2014-03-12 6:14 PM
kmcsunshine - 2014-03-12 6:01 PM Heard a joke on the radio this morning.
What's the difference between a woman yapping on the front porch and a dog yapping on the back porch?
If you let the dog in, it'll shut up................
I had an audible chortle.
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Location: In a happy place | TXBO - 2014-03-12 10:15 AM CurlyQ - 2014-03-11 6:58 PM I look on trip advisor for hotels and restaurants when we travel. That way we avoid the chains and have had some great meals after others have given their opinions, lol
as far as men..... Love em! ( most. :) Generally, I agree with you but you can miss some great regional cuisine. One example is the Pappas restuarants in TX. You won't find a better steak in Houston or Dallas than Pappa's Steakhouse.
I couldn't agree more TXBO! I have to stop there every time I go to the doctor in Houston. Absolutely the best steak I think I have ever had. And the potatoes and asparagus are out of this world too. Then the creme brule comes next. I am so hungry now. |
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Location: North Texas | kmcsunshine - 2014-03-12 6:01 PM
Heard a joke on the radio this morning.
What's the difference between a woman yapping on the front porch and a dog yapping on the back porch?
If you let the dog in, it'll shut up................
Ain't that the TRUTH! Also, most women would complain if hung w/ a new rope! |
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Max is Back
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Location: Flat Rock,IL |
[Next: The idiot's handbook of Love & Sex]
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The Women's Rules
1.The female always makes the rules
2.The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3.No male can possibly know all the rules.
4.If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5.The female is never wrong.
6.If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
7.The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8.The female may change her mind at any time.
9.The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10.The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11.The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12.The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13.The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14.Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
15.If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
16.The female is ready when she is ready.
17.The male must be ready at all time.
18.The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
Author is Unknown, but I bet it's a woman.
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Max is Back
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Location: Flat Rock,IL | I'm sorry, could not help myself. How to order the rules, for men who don't have them yet. http://www.artist-jmstewart.com/therules.html
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Googly Goo
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| sorrel horse ranch - 2014-03-12 9:18 PM TXBO - 2014-03-12 10:15 AM CurlyQ - 2014-03-11 6:58 PM I look on trip advisor for hotels and restaurants when we travel. That way we avoid the chains and have had some great meals after others have given their opinions, lol
as far as men..... Love em! ( most. :) Generally, I agree with you but you can miss some great regional cuisine. One example is the Pappas restuarants in TX. You won't find a better steak in Houston or Dallas than Pappa's Steakhouse.
The three best steaks I've had in Texas:
1) Pappa's Steakhouse Houston
2) Bob's Chophouse Dallas
3) Three Forks Dallas
Sorrel, you ever do Pappadeaux? I love that place. |
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