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Location: North Dakota | kmcsunshine - 2013-12-09 7:09 AM 3canstorun - 2013-12-09 7:06 AM They know make Dpends flexible (at least the commercial said so). 
However, if you get on TV and are on a horse, I hope you smile all the way to the bank. Because, if you made it that far you **** well can wear and use what you want!
"First of all I would like to thank my sponsors because without them none of this would be possible..." |
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 Porta Potty Pants
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| If I rode … or TRIED to ride any of those horses down the alley …. I would need: DEPENDS, BEN-GAY, ADVIL, DUCT TAPE to both keep me IN the saddle and my mouth shut, along with some type of anti-anxiety medication! Plus goggles! |
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Nut Case Expert
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Location: Tulsa, Ok | azsun - 2013-12-09 2:51 PM If I rode … or TRIED to ride any of those horses down the alley …. I would need: DEPENDS, BEN-GAY, ADVIL, DUCT TAPE to both keep me IN the saddle and my mouth shut, along with some type of anti-anxiety medication! Plus goggles!
I would need all of the above plus bungee cords and zip ties. |
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 Always Off Topic
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Location: ND | you guys must be in pretty tough shape..... |
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| I agree! These women are AWESOME!! They obviously have put their whole lives into getting to these points and done everything they possibly could to succeed so I'm not sure why anyone should have anything bad to say? I definitely wouldn't care what people thought if I was at their level and I'm sure they don't either  |
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | dhdqhllc - 2013-12-09 3:44 PM you guys must be in pretty tough shape.....
You try squeezing a couple of melons out your hoo-hoo and see what happens.  |
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 More bootie than waist!
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Location: Riding Crackhead. | Three 4 Luck - 2013-12-09 4:41 PM dhdqhllc - 2013-12-09 3:44 PM you guys must be in pretty tough shape..... You try squeezing a couple of melons out your hoo-hoo and see what happens.
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Always Off Topic
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Location: ND | Three 4 Luck - 2013-12-09 4:41 PM dhdqhllc - 2013-12-09 3:44 PM you guys must be in pretty tough shape..... You try squeezing a couple of melons out your hoo-hoo and see what happens.
puuuuhleeez.......lol |
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 Saint Stacey
| kmcsunshine - 2013-12-09 5:52 AM Or even those of you who bathe......
I don't know about SKM, but if I ever ride again and wind up on any televised event, I am going to be sporting a magic seat AND rubber bands. I've already been told I can't sit the turn on at least one of our up and comers.
You peeps can start 102947376372350 threads bashing me at that point. IF I'm on a horse, going around the barrels again after not riding for all
this time, I don't think your opinion will have much credence with me.
ETA: I may see if Depends will sponsor me as well. May have to have some help there too.
You know... they have a group aroun dhere called Green Horns. It's for people with little expreience (no matter what the age). I was really hoping I could join them.
My daughter informed me that just because it's been forever since I've competed.... I still didn't qualify to be a Green Horn and if I was so concerned about it.... then why on earth did I get a 2 year old instead of a seasoned horse. Guess she told me.
So on that note... Maybe Depends would be interesting in sponsoring a duo of Old Biddy Barrel Racers like us. |
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 Goat Giver
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| Three 4 Luck - 2013-12-09 4:41 PM dhdqhllc - 2013-12-09 3:44 PM you guys must be in pretty tough shape..... You try squeezing a couple of melons out your hoo-hoo and see what happens.
Men think they are dying if they pass a kidney stone.......
I am frozen. My comeback is going to have to wait for better weather. I hear Oreos, potato soup and a hot bath calling me. |
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 Hero of the Year
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Location: Haslet, Texas | The last year I was competing I swear every time my horse stuck it and turned the 3rd barrel I would squirt out a couple of tablespoons.
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