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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | barrelracr131 - 2014-04-04 9:17 AM LRQHS - 2014-04-04 9:17 AM bhahahahaha.....
Me: (walking into the chicken coop with a little chicken dress in my hands, showing it to the chickens) (crazy look in my eyes, feathers floating in the air)
"Who wants to be a pretty chicken today?" Here's your one chance
Fancy don't let me down
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | The Origin of Chicken's Secret (chicken lingerie)
Norma Jean was bored with life. Earl no longer stared at her longingly.
One morning, while sitting at the kitchen table, staring across the yard at the hens pecking the earth bare, Norma Jean contimplated where her life was heading. Was she destined to be "That Woman?" The woman with 5 kids pulling on her apron strings? An occasional grunt good morning from Earl on his way out the door to tend the hogs? She wondered if her hens felt the same way.
Norma was very conservative and could barely leaf through the pages of Victoria's Secret without blushing, but, by golly, she had to do something before she lost Earl to the goat. So, Norma hatched a plan. She decided to experiment with her hens. She would sew and dress her hens in sexy little numbers, watching each morning over her 3 cups of coffee which one's the roosters liked best. Finally, after months of hen experimentation and hundreds of little chicklets later, Norma decided to divorce Earl and now runs her multi-billion dollar chicken lingerie franchise. She can now pay men to tell her she's beautiful and service her every need.
The End :)
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| bahahahahahahaah!!!!! I swear I just died.
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| LRQHS - 2014-04-04 9:44 AM
The Origin of Chicken's Secret (chicken lingerie)
Norma Jean was bored with life. Earl no longer stared at her longingly.
One morning, while sitting at the kitchen table, staring across the yard at the hens pecking the earth bare, Norma Jean contimplated where her life was heading. Was she destined to be "That Woman?" The woman with 5 kids pulling on her apron strings? An occasional grunt good morning from Earl on his way out the door to tend the hogs? She wondered if her hens felt the same way.
Norma was very conservative and could barely leaf through the pages of Victoria's Secret without blushing, but, by golly, she had to do something before she lost Earl to the goat. So, Norma hatched a plan. She decided to experiment with her hens. She would sew and dress her hens in sexy little numbers, watching each morning over her 3 cups of coffee which one's the roosters liked best. Finally, after months of hen experimentation and hundreds of little chicklets later, Norma decided to divorce Earl and now runs her multi-billion dollar chicken lingerie franchise. She can now pay men to tell her she's beautiful and service her every need.
The End :)
Only you Jen Only you LOL!!!! |
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Location: Midwest | http://www.odditycentral.com/animals/fashionable-chicken-pets-wear-diapers-and-colorful-outfits.html
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ohhhhh....sweet Jeebus!!! That is some funny stuff there..... |
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| oh snap .. I should quit my day job and start making chicken clothes!! ahahahahaahah!!!  |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | lindseylou2290 - 2014-04-04 9:57 AM oh snap .. I should quit my day job and start making chicken clothes!! ahahahahaahah!!!
...you could have your own little chicken clothes empire. |
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| Lol this thread is awesome! You people seriously have too much time!!lol |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Whiteboy - 2014-04-04 10:02 AM Lol this thread is awesome! You people seriously have too much time!!lol
I call it multi-tasking,Whiteboy.... |
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| All makes sense if you want to make little saddles, dress the chicken then wash the little saddle. I think someone has way to much time on their hands. Wouldn't it just be easier to fry the rooster!! |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | Here someone that likes to ride chickens,lol
But this one is a Rooster.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ^^^lol Roxie.
Hey, true story, they arrested a dude in Ferriday, LA about 2 maybe 3 years ago for making love to his neighbors chickens........now. I wonder if they were wearing chicken lingerie..... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Southtxponygirl - 2014-04-04 11:35 AM And did you know that they make glasses for Chickens too?
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2014-04-04 11:37 AM ^^^lol Roxie.
Hey, true story, they arrested a dude in Ferriday, LA about 2 maybe 3 years ago for making love to his neighbors chickens........now. I wonder if they were wearing chicken lingerie.....
LOL, I bet that they were wearing lingerie, hum let me see if I can find a chicken modeling any.
Now why would someone want to make tha love with a chicken, it was the lingerie that truned on the dude, other wise he would have been looking for love somewhere else.
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I honestly don't know lol....I've had so many questions that I've wanted to ask that guy for a couple of years now......I fear, I may never get my answers. |
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Location: Oklahoma | LRQHS - 2014-04-04 11:37 AM ^^^lol Roxie.
Hey, true story, they arrested a dude in Ferriday, LA about 2 maybe 3 years ago for making love to his neighbors chickens........now. I wonder if they were wearing chicken lingerie.....
He must have been sporting a cocktail weenie....... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | shaunar - 2014-04-04 11:46 AM LRQHS - 2014-04-04 11:37 AM ^^^lol Roxie.
Hey, true story, they arrested a dude in Ferriday, LA about 2 maybe 3 years ago for making love to his neighbors chickens........now. I wonder if they were wearing chicken lingerie..... He must have been sporting a cocktail weenie.......
That happens to be one of my questions...... |
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Location: Midwest | LRQHS - 2014-04-04 11:47 AM shaunar - 2014-04-04 11:46 AM LRQHS - 2014-04-04 11:37 AM ^^^lol Roxie.
Hey, true story, they arrested a dude in Ferriday, LA about 2 maybe 3 years ago for making love to his neighbors chickens........now. I wonder if they were wearing chicken lingerie..... He must have been sporting a cocktail weenie.......
I heard the chickens die...
Also, a chicken. Seriously???? They are very smelly, loud, and dirty animals... |
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