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Location: Wild Wild West | TBone - 2015-03-09 7:55 AM This would irritate me too. If she is going to send food over, it should be enough for BOTH of you to enjoy TOGETHER!
That's what I think too. I'm glad she's cooking but she'd should be sending enough for you too. Or he should share. |
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | RidenFly - 2015-03-09 6:38 AM Timber Creek - 2015-03-10 6:36 AM You are cooking for him two times a week. That is MORE than enough! That's what I think. His next meal is going to be given to him on a paper plate wrapped in foil. When he has his meltdown I'll tell him, it's just the plain ol' schit he's been getting at home all these years!
DO IT.... and report back.
I am also a jealous woman. If another female is in ANY way, food included, pleasing my hubby, it will come to an end right quick. |
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | TXBO - 2015-03-09 10:01 AM RidenFly - 2015-03-09 8:30 AM Murphy - 2015-03-10 6:27 AM I'd be happy.... but then again, I hate cooking...... 
I've gotten to where I like to eat a meal every day of the week.
Leftovers, hello? |
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| If she made him laugh, I'd have to kill her. Seriously. Nothing pifts me off more than when another woman makes my husband smile. The green monster comes out fast! |
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Location: At the race track with Ah Dee Ohs | Timber Creek - 2015-03-09 8:36 AM You are cooking for him two times a week. That is MORE than enough!
So does that mean my 5 days a week of cooking dinner is waaaaay toooo much???  |
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Location: Florida | I would be the neighbor in this situation. I cook on the weekends for my two weekend handy men and they go home and tell their wives how good it is. I give the leftovers to my sister for her husband and same thing. Unfortunately the three of them live on the same street and compare notes. I understand I am not popular with the wives. But, I just love to cook. |
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Location: Somewhere between S@%&# stirrer and Saint | Wait for her to send over something yummy that is chocolate. Offer to warm it up in the microwave. Add X-lax to it and enjoy him eating it and schlitting his pants. Not proper for her to only give him food. But I do like the term foodgasm. The way to a man's heart us through his stomach but the way to a man's winkie is through a plate of food wrapped in foil. Soon she will be giving him "Dessert"
Edited by Douglas J Gordon 2015-03-09 11:03 AM
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Location: North Texas | RidenFly - 2015-03-09 10:55 AM If she made him laugh, I'd have to kill her. Seriously. Nothing pifts me off more than when another woman makes my husband smile. The green monster comes out fast!
Question is: What are You going to do about THIS Situation RF? |
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| foundation horse - 2015-03-10 9:01 AM RidenFly - 2015-03-09 10:55 AM If she made him laugh, I'd have to kill her. Seriously. Nothing pifts me off more than when another woman makes my husband smile. The green monster comes out fast! Question is: What are You going to do about THIS Situation RF?
Are you challenging me, FH? If I pour ketchup over some noodles, doesn't that count as spaghetti? Wanna know which of the Duck Dynasty women MY husband thinks is the hottest? Mrs. Kay. I got the Mrs. Kay figure, I just need to waddle myself into the kitchen and compete with Mrs. Pork and Beans next door. Gah. |
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Location: California | EqualRanch - 2015-03-09 8:39 AM I cook for my husband every night, but I don't think I would be jealous. He loves my cooking and so do his friends! Lol Heck he gets jealous when his friends brag on my cooking.
you are the neighbor!!! LOL
-to the whole post. At least he's not like my fiance who wants a **** variety everynight 
I can cook something, but if it's not a 5 course meal then it's not good enough. So I make him get the food or nothing at all. haha.
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| Douglas J Gordon - 2015-03-10 8:59 AM Wait for her to send over something yummy that is chocolate. Offer to warm it up in the microwave. Add X-lax to it and enjoy him eating it and schlitting his pants. Not proper for her to only give him food. But I do like the term foodgasm. The way to a man's heart us through his stomach but the way to a man's winkie is through a plate of food wrapped in foil. Soon she will be giving him "Dessert"
I like the way you think. Did you mean X lax? An Xray would require some effort. |
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Location: North Texas | RidenFly - 2015-03-09 11:04 AM foundation horse - 2015-03-10 9:01 AM RidenFly - 2015-03-09 10:55 AM If she made him laugh, I'd have to kill her. Seriously. Nothing pifts me off more than when another woman makes my husband smile. The green monster comes out fast! Question is: What are You going to do about THIS Situation RF?
Since per Ty's actions, he is NOT being taken care of in the kitchen, Is Ty being care of in the bedroom at home? LMAO |
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Location: Texas | ccarpe18 - 2015-03-09 11:04 AM EqualRanch - 2015-03-09 8:39 AM I cook for my husband every night, but I don't think I would be jealous. He loves my cooking and so do his friends! Lol Heck he gets jealous when his friends brag on my cooking.
you are the neighbor!!! LOL
-to the whole post. At least he's not like my fiance who wants a **** variety everynight
I can cook something, but if it's not a 5 course meal then it's not good enough. So I make him get the food or nothing at all. haha.
LMAO!
Definitely not me... When my husband has his friends over, they eat at the house. I don't send food down the road ;) |
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| Bigtime mistake - 2015-03-09 8:47 AM
Can I have your neighbor?
^^^^^^ This^^^^^
Any real estate for sale near you?
Heck, if she will cook for me too, I might be willing to negotiate his services too. Have told my husband several times that I need a wife too! Back in the day when we were BOTH trucking (in separate trucks) he thought he was doing me a favor by making sure that I got home every night....to do the chores, clean, mow the lawn, clean the gutters, ect. and when we both got home at 10pm (after a 16 hour day)...he would ask, what's to eat? Grrrrr!!!!
I am positive that one of the big reasons we have been married for so long is the amount of time he spends on the road. When he is home for 2 weeks I am tearing out my hair, trying to figure out what to make for dinner. A sandwich or a bag of popcorn does ME just fine, lol. I am a decent cook but I have a limited repertoire and since I hate to cook, experimenting with new recipes is off the table. I have told him that when he retires HE needs to take a cooking class.
So,....... I want your neighbor!!! |
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Location: Somewhere between S@%&# stirrer and Saint | Or you can ask Mrs. Pork n Beans to cook a big pot full and have them warmed up when hubby gets home. You be standing there naked as a J-bird and with a big plastic tarp spread out on the living room floor you pour out the pork and beans and roll around in them having wild sex with him. And when you are done ask him how he likes those beans! |
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| foundation horse - 2015-03-10 9:09 AM RidenFly - 2015-03-09 11:04 AM foundation horse - 2015-03-10 9:01 AM RidenFly - 2015-03-09 10:55 AM If she made him laugh, I'd have to kill her. Seriously. Nothing pifts me off more than when another woman makes my husband smile. The green monster comes out fast! Question is: What are You going to do about THIS Situation RF?
I've traveled that road so many times that I've left permanent tire tracks. |
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| Douglas J Gordon - 2015-03-10 9:26 AM Or you can ask Mrs. Pork n Beans to cook a big pot full and have them warmed up when hubby gets home. You be standing there naked as a J-bird and with a big plastic tarp spread out on the living room floor you pour out the pork and beans and roll around in them having wild sex with him. And when you are done ask him how he likes those beans!
Which one of us has to clean up the mess or I'd consider it. |
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| I'd tell him he needs to be getting 2 platefuls... ONE for me! |
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Location: Somewhere between S@%&# stirrer and Saint | RidenFly - 2015-03-09 11:27 AM
Douglas J Gordon - 2015-03-10 9:26 AM Or you can ask Mrs. Pork n Beans to cook a big pot full and have them warmed up when hubby gets home. You be standing there naked as a J-bird and with a big plastic tarp spread out on the living room floor you pour out the pork and beans and roll around in them having wild sex with him. And when you are done ask him how he likes those beans!
Which one of us has to clean up the mess or I'd consider it.
If he likes the beans so much they will be lick clean. Just roll up the plastic and throw it away. Oh I can send a bottle of my herbal boner pills so he doesn't roll off the plastic! Hahahahaha |
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Location: North Texas | RF, You still have not stated what You are planning on doing about this situtation? Racheal Ray Cooking Lessons maybe? heheheheheh
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