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Location: Do I hear Banjos? | How could a kid not be scarred for life?!! |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | Here's all of them.
47 Easter Bunnies more terrifying than a crucified man coming back from the dead. "Do you like violence, Timmy? Yes, yes, let the evil consume you." (Via)As hard as shopping malls try to make "going to see the Easter Bunny" a thing, it's never quite caught on like visiting Santa Claus. Maybe that's because Christmas is a magical celebration of materialistic greed and gluttony while the closest thing to "fun" about Easter is showing off your new pair of church slacks — or maybe it's because every Easter Bunny costume is a walking nightmare of soul-scarring horror. Here are some examples of why the image of a bleeding, emaciated guy on a cross rising from the grave is somehow not the most traumatizing thing about this holiday."In my day, if you wanted an Easter Bunny you had to expose one to radiation yourself!" (via)I'm way more scared of the girl who looks like this is her personal demon pet. (via)There is no way this bunny doesn't sound like "MWUAHAHAHAHAHA" when it laughs.(via)He accidentally bleached his Bigfoot costume. Lemons into lemonade. (Via)That's nothing. We once saw a bunny swallow five kids in one gulp. (Via)He's just giving her a head-start. They love the sport of the hunt. (Via)In the old days, childhood was utter madness. MADNESS! (via)After I give them their eggs, I am taking them back to my planet with me. (Via) "Say anything of my plans and I'll cross your other eye, too." (via)His eyes can see your circulatory system under your skin. (via) Even death will not stop the Easter Bunny from mall appearances. (via)It's uncomfortable that the Easter Bunny sits like our Dad on a hot day. (via)I'd cry too if a Chuck E. Cheez animatronic bass player came to life. (Via)"Yes, this kid is already perfectly colored to become my next egg." (Via)This bunny's name is Hopalong Junkpouch. (Via) Something tells me it's not the bunny that will be chocolate-filled after this picture.(Via) "Prisoner 49581, please submit yourself to The Bunny. Prisoner 49581 to The Bunny."(via) They say when you look into its eyes you can see Hell itself. (Via) We once saw a crazy anime movie where this exact bunny looked about 5% trippier.(via)They both somehow look like startled/offended British aristocrats. (via)Well, that's a big old pile of this-shouldn't-be-happening. (via) "Give us a thumbs up if the bunny is threatening you." (via) Easter is the one day a year that Grandpa's bunny suit looked slightly less crazy. (via) That's no bunny... that's a giant sentient Peep. We've got to microwave it from orbit.(via)This bunny is so terrifying, the top half of his face is trying to escape the bottom half.(via)This costume was made by having a blind person describe a rabbit to a deaf person.(via)Bunnies love shoulder meat. It's the tenderest. (via)He always keeps a spare. (via)Unable to wriggle free, the child grimly accepts his fate. (via)For children who prefer their six-foot rabbits more nightmarishly realistic. (via)We're not sure if this is an Easter Bunny or a mascot for an asbestos company. (via)"There, there, child. The time for struggle is long over." (via)"If I'm going to deliver your Easter basket I'm going to need that alarm code." (via)We've made a lot of dark jokes in this post, but seriously, WTF? (Via)"I skipped the mask because I thought it looked a little creepy." (Via)"Could someone take this child, please? I'm late for a bank robbery." (Via)This is the kind of picture you send along with a ransom note. (via)It's hard to say which one of these looks more like a middle-aged alcoholic. (via)Already eyeing his next victim. (via)From Donnie Darko's baby pictures. (via)Those are actually just whiskers. His mouth is the part that's salivating over the dog he's about to swallow whole. (via)He looks sad because she's going to be hard to catch on those Rollerblades. (Via)He's been sitting like that for 28 minutes. (Via)You can have her, just please stop looking at us like that. (Via)Sometimes an Easter Bunnies is just a giant Q-tip with a taste for blood. (Via)Pretty sure we saw this one in the opening credits of American Horror Story. (via) |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | HAPPY EASTER, FOLKS! lol |
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Location: Kansas | O crap here we go......My boss better not give me any of that gum that turns my mouth black again! |
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Location: Millen Ga | I stretched clear shipping tape across the dorway about knee high to the back door of the office that all my coworkers come in through. Got 2 out of 3, was a pretty good morning. |
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Location: Do I hear Banjos? | Ok...I have witnessed the BESt April Fools joke ever now.
My coworker is like 11 months pregnant and still coming to work. She is a teeny tiny asian lady and her husband is asian also. She hasn't come in yet today... and She just emailed everyone in the office a picture of her newborn baby! And...it's clearly not asian...if you get what I'm saying.
I took one look and just laughed!! But some of the other ladies here are already whispering in the hall.... Do they NOT look at the calendar? Too Funny!! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | TrailGirl - 2015-04-01 9:08 AM Ok...I have witnessed the BESt April Fools joke ever now. My coworker is like 11 months pregnant and still coming to work. She is a teeny tiny asian lady and her husband is asian also. She hasn't come in yet today... and She just emailed everyone in the office a picture of her newborn baby! And...it's clearly not asian...if you get what I'm saying. I took one look and just laughed!! But some of the other ladies here are already whispering in the hall.... Do they NOT look at the calendar? Too Funny!!
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Location: NE Texas | I'm probably not going to be able to sleep tonight for all of those bunny pics! How have I never realized the Easter bunny is so terrifying????
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Location: Kansas | TrailGirl - 2015-04-01 9:08 AM Ok...I have witnessed the BESt April Fools joke ever now. My coworker is like 11 months pregnant and still coming to work. She is a teeny tiny asian lady and her husband is asian also. She hasn't come in yet today... and She just emailed everyone in the office a picture of her newborn baby! And...it's clearly not asian...if you get what I'm saying. I took one look and just laughed!! But some of the other ladies here are already whispering in the hall.... Do they NOT look at the calendar? Too Funny!!
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Location: NE Texas | TrailGirl - 2015-04-01 9:08 AM Ok...I have witnessed the BESt April Fools joke ever now. My coworker is like 11 months pregnant and still coming to work. She is a teeny tiny asian lady and her husband is asian also. She hasn't come in yet today... and She just emailed everyone in the office a picture of her newborn baby! And...it's clearly not asian...if you get what I'm saying. I took one look and just laughed!! But some of the other ladies here are already whispering in the hall.... Do they NOT look at the calendar? Too Funny!!
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Location: LuluLand~along I64 Indiana | so i took one of the terrifying bunny photos and posted it on fb and tagged my mom.... think she will get the aprils fools of that??? muhahahaha
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | I told my husband that I bought yet another saddle... I really had him going mwahahaha |
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| barrelracr131 - 2015-04-01 9:36 AM I told my husband that I bought yet another saddle... I really had him going mwahahaha
the real joke here is when you come home tomorrow with one. lmao
Edited by americanpride08 2015-04-01 9:43 AM
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Location: South Dakota | TrailGirl - 2015-04-01 9:08 AM Ok...I have witnessed the BESt April Fools joke ever now. My coworker is like 11 months pregnant and still coming to work. She is a teeny tiny asian lady and her husband is asian also. She hasn't come in yet today... and She just emailed everyone in the office a picture of her newborn baby! And...it's clearly not asian...if you get what I'm saying. I took one look and just laughed!! But some of the other ladies here are already whispering in the hall.... Do they NOT look at the calendar? Too Funny!!
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Location: Somewhere between S@%&# stirrer and Saint | The people I would like to Fool would cause me to go to jail so I will just have a borring day! |
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WHO THE HECK THOUGHT ANY OF THOSE WERE A GOOD IDEA!? I'd be crying like half those kids too if that thing came anywhere near me. OMG we need an easter bunny horror movie. |
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Location: The best kept secret in TX | I told my SO I was bringing home a stray dog and a rescue pony...
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Location: SE Louisiana | IRunOnFaith - 2015-04-01 3:33 PM I told my SO I was bringing home a stray dog and a rescue pony...
Hims got vewwy angwy
Wait till he finds out they are one and the same.. oh... This was cute...
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