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Location: North Dakota | When you gotta go, you find a place to go. Even if that place in a stall, bush, shrub, trailer, etc.
Grew up on a farm. They don't install bathrooms on tractors either. You squat (for the ladies) or stand (for the guys) and PEE!
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 The Vaccinator
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Location: Slipping down the slope of old age. Boo hoo. | Yes, I've peed in a horse stall, in the horse trailer, in the woods, in the cotton field, corn field, bean field... on the side of the road.... I have marked my territory far and wide across this great nation. |
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 Horsey Gene Carrier
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Location: LaBelle, Florida | The question should be where you have you NOT peed!
When you have to go, you have to go, esp when preggers.
My daughter was 3 years old and had learned she could P in the barn....thought this meant #2 as well.
I caught her squatting in the barn aisle...she had to go.
Thank goodness it was a dirt aisle and I was cleaning stalls.
I did tell her the barn was only for #1 and not #2 so she would get me to take her to the house after that. |
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| I've pee'd in my stalls, trailer, the woods, haha you gotta go you gotta go!
It sucks peeing outside in the winter though. |
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 I Prefer to Live in Fantasy Land
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Location: In the Hills of Texas | Three 4 Luck - 2015-09-08 3:54 PM I live and work in the middle of nowhere so I have a bad habit of popping a squat wherever. Been busted a couple of times in the cotton field, but I was covered up by the leaves so it was ok.
It was really bad when I was pregnant the first time. I peed in the parking lot at a football game and behind a tree at a national monument park.
Whatever you do...don't come to San Antonio and visit the Alamo and pee behind a bush as they will put you in jail...LOL |
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 Hawty & Nawty
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| Take a five gallon bucket and line the top with a cut pool noodle. Fill it with a good clumping brand of kitty litter and wala...a toilet for under ten bucks. But would I pee in the stall...Lady, once I had to pee UNDER a GREEN mustang in a horse trailer going down the road because my husband refused to stop because he was in a rush to get home for some **** reason. It flows a lot faster when youre looking up at the belly of a mare praying she isn' tgoing to kick your head off.
Edited by RidenFly 2015-09-08 10:13 PM
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| Thanks, I'm glad its normal lol!
My mom seems to be less worried. Saturday morning we went the barn with my friend, my little sister, and a couple of her friends. We had slushes on the way so of course when we got there, I really had to pee, and my friend did too. We literally walked right to that empty stall to pop squats. The other girls did too. Obviously my mom didn't but at least she didn't say anything... even when I went a second time |
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Extreme Veteran
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| I P at my barn all the time, too lazy to walk back to the house when I'm out there. All the time in the trailer at barrel races. |
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 Serious Snap Trapper
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | chels13 - 2015-09-21 7:40 AM Thanks, I'm glad its normal lol! My mom seems to be less worried. Saturday morning we went the barn with my friend, my little sister, and a couple of her friends. We had slushes on the way so of course when we got there, I really had to pee, and my friend did too. We literally walked right to that empty stall to pop squats. The other girls did too. Obviously my mom didn't but at least she didn't say anything... even when I went a second time
Go you, you little rebel. |
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| Here in Indiana it's actually illegal to bury a horse too. Leaves you with very few options to get rid of bodies  |
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 Undercover Amish Mafia Member
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Location: Kansas | Okay so I have a funny story:
One evening, several years ago, my ex and I went to a few bars. It was winter and on the drive home...I told him I needed to pee. Well he refused, and I was about to wet my pants...So I used an empty 32 ounce cup...squated on the floor board while he was driving and went.....wellllllll.....I forgot all about the truck door handle...cause as I was bringing the cup upwards to throw out the window.....I hit the door handle.
Yep, it went all over the floor...and the look on my ex's face as I started laughing still is priceless to this day.
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 Strong Willed Woman
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Location: Prosser, WA | What kind of jerks are some of you with that won't stop so you can pee? I love that you got pee all over his floor. LOL
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Location: Missouri | I used to all the time. But now my horse is at home and the barn is close to the house so I go back inside. But I definitely wouldn't consider it gross! |
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| Where haven't I gone to the bathroom?! Lol and I mean both! I have one of those bodies that when it decides it is time there is no arguing it!! My most memorable stop was in the winter I was trying not to fall on the ice so I sat on the nerf bar and my butt stuck to it!! That was a painful next few days lol! |
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Location: Midwest | Are you kidding?
All the time!!! LOL |
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Location: texas | YESS1 ill be popping a squat in my own stall with my gelding in there. he just sits there with his beady little eyes like judging me bc im peeing in his stall.   |
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  Roan Wonder
Location: SW MO | I want a sign for my barn that says “ My horses don’t pee in your toilet please don’t pee in their bed “ |
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Location: Ohio | I have a friend who keeps a 5 gal bucket and kitty litter on hand for such occasions. She isn't very coordinated and refuses to squat unless it's an emergency lol |
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 Toy Story Fanatic
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Location: Oregon | My barn is about a city block behind my house and I have squatted there because I didn't want to walk back to the house. And the horse trailer. woods.
Once coming back over Mt Hood during a storm, the road was closed. Unfortunately we bought big gulps in Madras. Me and my 2 kids took a leak on Hwy 26.  |
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"Heck's Coming With Me"
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Location: Kansas | Our neighbor had a couple of Hispanics working on his house and evidently they didn't feel welcome to use his bathroom so they climbed over the fence and did their business in our shelterbelt, toilet paper everywhere. Amongst the trees was tons and tons of poison ivy so I'm figuring they probably wished they hadn't used this area as a toilet just as much as I wish they hadn't.
 Poison ivy on your butt can be a bear.
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