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barrelbasher
Reg. Apr 2007
Posted 2013-12-17 9:40 PM
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jenijill - 2013-12-16 2:14 PM

when you ask for entry fees for birthday/valentines day/ christmas  all the major holidays. 

My birthday present for years was entry to booger barter race and destrys race when they both were the same weekend
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Nevertooold
Reg. Oct 2003
Posted 2013-12-17 9:49 PM
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When you leave a downtown hotel in Vegas and go the Southpoint and the first thing you say when you get out of the car in the parking garage, "WoW. That smell of fresh shavings smells so good. I feel like I'm at home."
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Della&bubba
Reg. Feb 2008
Posted 2013-12-17 9:52 PM
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when you have conversations at a nice restraunt with your friends about Artificial Insemination, skinning animals, and getting excited about eating the calf you raised as soon as you slaughter it when you get home for break and laughing at the expressions on the people around you when you finally notice they've been eavesdropping.
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pinx05
Reg. Nov 2009
Posted 2013-12-17 10:05 PM
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When your mom says "You remember Sue, she rode that little palomino and her husband rode that big bay horse. They always parked next to the Smiths." ... and you actually know who she is talking about lol.

When your friend is going through a break up and asks if she can put all her horse tack with your "collection".
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Bibliafarm
Reg. Jul 2008
Posted 2013-12-17 10:25 PM
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 I love this thread.. thanks for making it. it makes me smile.
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CashNOut
Reg. Aug 2008
Posted 2013-12-17 10:30 PM
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You have more polo's and bits, then you do high heels
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Southtxponygirl
Reg. Nov 2006
Posted 2013-12-17 11:01 PM
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CashNOut - 2013-12-17 10:30 PM You have more polo's and bits, then you do high heels

I dont own any high heeled shoes, the only heels I have are on my boots.   
Walking into a store or restaurant with your jeans rolled up to your ankles so your jeans dont get wet while washing your horses 
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BKC2112
Reg. Aug 2013
Posted 2013-12-18 3:52 AM
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Telling your dog to Hoe! Whoa! Stop d*mn it!
also
Telling your horse to sit, stay,.... just stand! Ugh
*Horsegirl problems/ Dog owner problems* ;)
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Ridenrun4745
Reg. Sep 2010
Posted 2013-12-18 6:05 AM
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When your husband gets you a large tall carhartt coat for Christmas because it was a good deal at the farm store...but conveniently in his size...and you are ok with it.

When other people know the horse you run, but not so much your name (my cousin runs in KY; everyone knows her horse, lol!)
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barrelracr131
Reg. Aug 2011
Posted 2013-12-18 6:11 AM
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 You enjoy explaining sheath cleaning to city folks and watching their faces
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Nateracer
Reg. Feb 2008
Posted 2013-12-18 7:30 AM
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When you call your horse by your dogs name and vice versa, and each progressive horse after that gets the last horses name, so finally you give up and just say "Whoever you are!" When you yell at them. 
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bowersk
Reg. Feb 2009
Posted 2013-12-18 8:48 AM
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When I first meet people, they assume I just have a herd of human children (all my horses have human-like names: Stella, Pete, Lester, Savannah 'Savvy'), until I mention how I had to buy a new halter for Pete because he tore his up.

I agree with the post that talked about having an extra pair of shoes in the car for work. Hate trompin around work in muck boots.

To add some more:
..you find yourself stomping at flies on your legs.
..you can tell if you've gotten a tan from being outside, or just added a layer of dirt.
..can french braid my horses' manes perfectly, but struggle when I try to do my daughter's hair (which I also refer to as a mane.)
..you have way more bits than you do shoes.


 
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Rolling J
Reg. Mar 2009
Posted 2013-12-18 8:53 AM
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When I would never spend over a $100 on a coat for myself but don't think twice about buying a horse blanket
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Tys-ol-lady
Reg. Nov 2012
Posted 2013-12-18 9:32 AM
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Tys-ol-lady - 2013-12-16 11:25 AM

...when your husband asks what you want for your birthday, and the best thing you can come up with is hock injections, or a fancy supplement for your horse.  

Its my birthday today... didn't get the injections but I did get my very own 5 Star saddle pad!! I guess this means I should give hubby's back I still have hope that I'll be getting injections for Christmas tho. haha
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lookout hill
Reg. Nov 2009
Posted 2013-12-18 9:37 AM
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Tys-ol-lady - 2013-12-18 8:32 AM
Tys-ol-lady - 2013-12-16 11:25 AM ...when your husband asks what you want for your birthday, and the best thing you can come up with is hock injections, or a fancy supplement for your horse.  
Its my birthday today... didn't get the injections but I did get my very own 5 Star saddle pad!! I guess this means I should give hubby's back I still have hope that I'll be getting injections for Christmas tho. haha

Happy Birthday!!!!
 
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GOIN' FAST
Reg. Apr 2011
Posted 2013-12-18 10:13 AM
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Tys-ol-lady - 2013-12-18 8:32 AM

Tys-ol-lady - 2013-12-16 11:25 AM

...when your husband asks what you want for your birthday, and the best thing you can come up with is hock injections, or a fancy supplement for your horse.  

Its my birthday today... didn't get the injections but I did get my very own 5 Star saddle pad!! I guess this means I should give hubby's back I still have hope that I'll be getting injections for Christmas tho. haha

Happy Birthday!!!!! Hope you have a great day.
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Tys-ol-lady
Reg. Nov 2012
Posted 2013-12-18 10:42 AM
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lookout hill - 2013-12-18 8:37 AM

Tys-ol-lady - 2013-12-18 8:32 AM
Tys-ol-lady - 2013-12-16 11:25 AM ...when your husband asks what you want for your birthday, and the best thing you can come up with is hock injections, or a fancy supplement for your horse.  
Its my birthday today... didn't get the injections but I did get my very own 5 Star saddle pad!! I guess this means I should give hubby's back I still have hope that I'll be getting injections for Christmas tho. haha

Happy Birthday!!!!
 

Awe, thanks!!
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Rodeo Rose
Reg. Oct 2003
Posted 2013-12-18 11:22 AM
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Southtxponygirl - 2013-12-17 10:01 PM
CashNOut - 2013-12-17 10:30 PM You have more polo's and bits, then you do high heels
I dont own any high heeled shoes, the only heels I have are on my boots.   
Walking into a store or restaurant with your jeans rolled up to your ankles so your jeans dont get wet while washing your horses 


Being somewhere in town and unrolling those jeans to have a pile of hay/alfalfa leaves/grain/dirt fall out.. I've done that so many times at work. It's like Oh...shoot.

Edited by Rodeo Rose 2013-12-18 11:25 AM
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Murphy
Reg. Dec 2007
Posted 2013-12-18 11:26 AM
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When you don't understand why non-horsey people feel uncomfortable when you are talking about shipping semen, ovulation, follicles, and the details of breeding. 
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Southtxponygirl
Reg. Nov 2006
Posted 2013-12-18 11:29 AM
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Rodeo Rose - 2013-12-18 11:22 AM
Southtxponygirl - 2013-12-17 10:01 PM
CashNOut - 2013-12-17 10:30 PM You have more polo's and bits, then you do high heels
I dont own any high heeled shoes, the only heels I have are on my boots.   

Walking into a store or restaurant with your jeans rolled up to your ankles so your jeans dont get wet while washing your horses 




Being somewhere in town and unrolling those jeans to have a pile of hay/alfalfa leaves/grain/dirt fall out.. I've done that so many times at work. It's like Oh...shoot.

I have to go back outside to unroll, theres are much sand and hay that comes out, but the few times I did unroll in the store and I was like WOW did anybody just see what I did , so now I go outside to unroll. I do get strange looks sometimes,, but oh well thats life here on the farm 
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