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Must haves - all fingers and all toes, skills in building things, good with his hands, witty sense of humor, no zits, all his teeth, working vehicle with minimal rust (prefer pickup that he will allow you to "steal" when needed), independent income (prefer vets, chiropractors, and/or machinists that can build anything from a hand drawn sketch), an appreciation for boobs, honest, and not resemble a Clampett family member
Refuse to deal with - nose pickers, lost fingers, crummy attitudes, hairy balls, RX drug addicts, or moochers.
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Location: My Own Little World | I think you are approaching this all wrong :) I have been thinking to start my own new religion. You have seen the Mormon Sister Wives guy? Well, I think that's a great idea BUT in reverse lol. I'm calling it the More-Men religion HeHeHe. Here's how it works: You need multiple men to fulfill your NEEDS...
1. Farrier
2. Vet
3. Ranch Hand
4. Conversationalist
5. Hottie (with special skilss if ya get what I'm sayin' lol) |
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 Hog Tie My Mojo
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Location: Opelousas, LA | luluwhit - 2014-07-14 1:26 PM iso swm no convicts need apply. must love little dogs and big boobies...
Most guys I know will put up with a little dog if the boobies are big enough, you need to narrow it down a little, lol. |
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  Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Y'all are getting much better girls!!! I'm taking notes :) |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Barnmom - 2014-07-14 1:31 PM luluwhit - 2014-07-14 1:26 PM iso swm no convicts need apply. must love little dogs and big boobies... Most guys I know will put up with a little dog if the boobies are big enough, you need to narrow it down a little, lol.
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | SWF seeking SM 35-45. I am a fun-loving person who enjoys the company of a laid back man with a good sense of humor to share my love for the country life, horses and livestock, and the occasional beer. Must be able to keep up with a hard-working woman who is always on the go. |
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Location: LuluLand~along I64 Indiana | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 2:35 PM
SWF seeking SM 35-45. I am a fun-loving person who enjoys the company of a laid back man with a good sense of humor to share my love for the country life, horses and livestock, and the occasional beer. Must be able to keep up with a hard-working woman who is always on the go.Â
oh please.... that reads like flys sappy smut storys....  |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 1:35 PM SWF seeking SM 35-45. I am a fun-loving person who enjoys the company of a laid back man with a good sense of humor to share my love for the country life, horses and livestock, and the occasional beer. Must be able to keep up with a hard-working woman who is always on the go.
bahhahahahahaha...an occasional beer???? That's a flat out lie!! And, who want's him to keep up with me??? I want him to either do all of the work or pay to get it done!!
Do you even know me, woman? lol |
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| LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:38 PM
barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 1:35 PM SWF seeking SM 35-45. I am a fun-loving person who enjoys the company of a laid back man with a good sense of humor to share my love for the country life, horses and livestock, and the occasional beer. Must be able to keep up with a hard-working woman who is always on the go.Â
 bahhahahahahaha...an occasional beer???? That's a flat out lie!! And, who want's him to keep up with me??? I want him to either do all of the work or pay to get it done!!
Do you even know me, woman? lol
I still think my suggestions of the deep pockets and no zits applies to this add. |
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 That's White "Man" to You
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| Must be discrete, and std free? Pay will be negotiable based on performance. Must have at least 9 out 10 fingers and must be young enough to perform at a moments notice (life is too busy to schedule everything). Most of your teeth are prefered but not required. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | We have decided on a title for the advertisement.....stolen title that is...
Wanted: A Fancy Fence Pounder |
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 I Drink Whiskey in Boys Shorts
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| Must be secure enough in himself to not try and steal the limelight while I pose for my People of Walmart photos.... |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Full of Beans - 2014-07-14 1:40 PM Must be secure enough in himself to not try and steal the limelight while I pose for my People of Walmart photos....
Ohhhhhhh, I've missed you commenting!!!! Good to see you, buddy :) |
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 A Somebody to Everybody
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | Whiteboy - 2014-07-14 1:40 PM Must be discrete, and std free? Pay will be negotiable based on performance. Must have at least 9 out 10 fingers and must be young enough to perform at a moments notice (life is too busy to schedule everything). Most of your teeth are prefered but not required.
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:38 PM barrelracr131 - 2014-07-14 1:35 PM SWF seeking SM 35-45. I am a fun-loving person who enjoys the company of a laid back man with a good sense of humor to share my love for the country life, horses and livestock, and the occasional beer. Must be able to keep up with a hard-working woman who is always on the go. bahhahahahahaha...an occasional beer???? That's a flat out lie!! And, who want's him to keep up with me??? I want him to either do all of the work or pay to get it done!!
Do you even know me, woman? lol
that's not a lie.... its a euphemism....
And saying he has to keep up will get the hard workers out there, then you just fake an injury and sip lemonade.... |
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Hungarian Midget Woman
Location: Midwest | It's all about stratedgy with these sites |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
Posts: 16390
Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) |
I've had one with a few less teeth and I've decided that I want all the teeth now and all the fingers.....also, I ain't paying. |
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Location: Kansas | and have tattoos...........yummy....but only to a certain extent on how many they have LOL |
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| LRQHS - 2014-07-14 1:44 PM
I've had one with a few less teeth and I've decided that I want all the teeth now and all the fingers.....also, I ain't paying.Â
Fair enough, but STD free should be in the must have column for the fancy fence pounder wanted. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | hoofs_in_motion - 2014-07-14 1:48 PM and have tattoos...........yummy....but only to a certain extent on how many they have LOL
If you're talking about the tear drop tattoo, I'm going to start calling you Herbie lol. |
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