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          Location: Bastrop, Texas | Nevertooold - 2014-08-20 3:22 PM
IB1UKNO - 2014-08-20 1:49 PM HotbearLVR - 2014-08-20 9:28 AM Darn right....Hoot you sexist Neanderthal Yankee!!! LOL Best I have to offer you is a song, since I don't sing, here you go--- Welcome to Texas, glad that you came down. You got lots of friends here, take a look around. They come from California, they come from Ohio. They come from Minnesota to get out of the snow. You don't like our drivin; you don't like our roads. You make fun of the way we talk, make fun of our clothes. But you clog up our highways, been pourin in for years; If you don't like the way we do it, what are you doin here? Welcome to Texas, Don't anybody get me wrong; We're glad y'all came to see us, Just don't forget to go back home. We moved to Texas from Illinois. There are a few things that make us shake ourΒ heads but when we moved here we assimilated. I hate it when people moveΒ out of one area into another and then try to change it to be like where they moved from. If you liked it so well where you were from...stay there.Β
PS...Texas roads are much better then Northern Roads.Β
I'm not trying to change anything about Texas. Sure I might b!tch about a thing or two, but I think most people have a few gripes about adjustments they make whenever they move. I'd rather talk about things I love about Texas, starting with the people. Texas is one of the few places remaining in this country where the stench of progressive liberalism isn't pervasive. I can handle the few liberal enclaves in Texas. They serve a useful purpose as a sober reminder.....plus they provide entertainment...like a zoo. |
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| Well, my two cents is this. When Brewer and Arpaio pissed on the king's shoes, stuff came down the pike. What Perry did isn't new...these guys use their status everyday *every party* they ALL pull strings from time to time to circumnavigate the red tape to get something done. It would have been swept under the rug except see now..Ricky went and Pee'd all over Obama's Blue Suede Shoes...
Plus, don'tcha know...it's good to get the media to talk about this instead of talking about Hamas and a beheaded journalist and Christian children being killed in front of parents. Let's divert the public from what really matters.
How about this new sur charge at the airport that the Feds claim it's intended use is to trim the national debt. *BELLY LAUGH* there sure are quite a few little extra charges showing up on things but nobody seems to know where the money goes...
What if we find out we've been funding those bastards with guns this whole time? What then?
I don't know if Rick Perry is a good Governor or not, but I do know, they caught a minnow and are passing it off as a big mouth bass.
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                    Location: In the Hills of Texas | HotbearLVR - 2014-08-20 3:45 PM Nevertooold - 2014-08-20 3:22 PM IB1UKNO - 2014-08-20 1:49 PM HotbearLVR - 2014-08-20 9:28 AM Darn right....Hoot you sexist Neanderthal Yankee!!! LOL Best I have to offer you is a song, since I don't sing, here you go--- Welcome to Texas, glad that you came down. You got lots of friends here, take a look around. They come from California, they come from Ohio. They come from Minnesota to get out of the snow. You don't like our drivin; you don't like our roads. You make fun of the way we talk, make fun of our clothes. But you clog up our highways, been pourin in for years; If you don't like the way we do it, what are you doin here? Welcome to Texas, Don't anybody get me wrong; We're glad y'all came to see us, Just don't forget to go back home. We moved to Texas from Illinois. There are a few things that make us shake our heads but when we moved here we assimilated. I hate it when people move out of one area into another and then try to change it to be like where they moved from. If you liked it so well where you were from...stay there.
PS...Texas roads are much better then Northern Roads.
I'm not trying to change anything about Texas. Sure I might b!tch about a thing or two, but I think most people have a few gripes about adjustments they make whenever they move. I'd rather talk about things I love about Texas, starting with the people. Texas is one of the few places remaining in this country where the stench of progressive liberalism isn't pervasive. I can handle the few liberal enclaves in Texas. They serve a useful purpose as a sober reminder.....plus they provide entertainment...like a zoo.
You will be close to them as they are alive and well in Austin. Keep Austin Weird is their motto and they are definitely weird there. LOL
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IB1UKNO - 2014-08-20 1:49 PM
HotbearLVR - 2014-08-20 9:28 AM
Darn right....Hoot you sexist Neanderthal Yankee!!! LOL
Best I have to offer you is a song, since I don't sing, here you go---
Welcome to Texas, glad that you came down.
You got lots of friends here, take a look around.
They come from California, they come from Ohio.
They come from Minnesota to get out of the snow.
You don't like our drivin; you don't like our roads.
You make fun of the way we talk, make fun of our clothes.
But you clog up our highways, been pourin in for years;
If you don't like the way we do it, what are you doin here?
Welcome to Texas,
Don't anybody get me wrong;
We're glad y'all came to see us,
Just don't forget to go back home.
That's cute! Here's a song for you: Kiss my Minnesota Yankee ass!
Classy!
But I will pass on your amply generous offer--
When you wrestle with a pig you both get covered in crap but the pig likes it! |
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          Location: Bastrop, Texas | IB1UKNO - 2014-08-22 9:58 AM HotbearLVR - 2014-08-20 2:56 PM IB1UKNO - 2014-08-20 1:49 PM HotbearLVR - 2014-08-20 9:28 AM Darn right....Hoot you sexist Neanderthal Yankee!!! LOL Best I have to offer you is a song, since I don't sing, here you go--- Welcome to Texas, glad that you came down. You got lots of friends here, take a look around. They come from California, they come from Ohio. They come from Minnesota to get out of the snow. You don't like our drivin; you don't like our roads. You make fun of the way we talk, make fun of our clothes. But you clog up our highways, been pourin in for years; If you don't like the way we do it, what are you doin here? Welcome to Texas, Don't anybody get me wrong; We're glad y'all came to see us, Just don't forget to go back home. That's cute! Here's a song for you: Kiss my Minnesota Yankee ass! Classy! But I will pass on your amply generous offer-- When you wrestle with a pig you both get covered in crap but the pig likes it!
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 A Somebody to Everybody
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              Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | HotbearLVR - 2014-08-22 10:02 AM IB1UKNO - 2014-08-22 9:58 AM HotbearLVR - 2014-08-20 2:56 PM IB1UKNO - 2014-08-20 1:49 PM HotbearLVR - 2014-08-20 9:28 AM Darn right....Hoot you sexist Neanderthal Yankee!!! LOL Best I have to offer you is a song, since I don't sing, here you go--- Welcome to Texas, glad that you came down. You got lots of friends here, take a look around. They come from California, they come from Ohio. They come from Minnesota to get out of the snow. You don't like our drivin; you don't like our roads. You make fun of the way we talk, make fun of our clothes. But you clog up our highways, been pourin in for years; If you don't like the way we do it, what are you doin here? Welcome to Texas, Don't anybody get me wrong; We're glad y'all came to see us, Just don't forget to go back home. That's cute! Here's a song for you: Kiss my Minnesota Yankee ass! Classy! But I will pass on your amply generous offer-- When you wrestle with a pig you both get covered in crap but the pig likes it! Do you really?
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          Location: Bastrop, Texas | Southtxponygirl - 2014-08-22 10:04 AM HotbearLVR - 2014-08-22 10:02 AM IB1UKNO - 2014-08-22 9:58 AM HotbearLVR - 2014-08-20 2:56 PM IB1UKNO - 2014-08-20 1:49 PM HotbearLVR - 2014-08-20 9:28 AM Darn right....Hoot you sexist Neanderthal Yankee!!! LOL Best I have to offer you is a song, since I don't sing, here you go--- Welcome to Texas, glad that you came down. You got lots of friends here, take a look around. They come from California, they come from Ohio. They come from Minnesota to get out of the snow. You don't like our drivin; you don't like our roads. You make fun of the way we talk, make fun of our clothes. But you clog up our highways, been pourin in for years; If you don't like the way we do it, what are you doin here? Welcome to Texas, Don't anybody get me wrong; We're glad y'all came to see us, Just don't forget to go back home. That's cute! Here's a song for you: Kiss my Minnesota Yankee ass! Classy! But I will pass on your amply generous offer-- When you wrestle with a pig you both get covered in crap but the pig likes it! Do you really? Whos wrestle's pigs on here? I wanta see 
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              Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | HotbearLVR - 2014-08-22 10:05 AM Southtxponygirl - 2014-08-22 10:04 AM HotbearLVR - 2014-08-22 10:02 AM IB1UKNO - 2014-08-22 9:58 AM HotbearLVR - 2014-08-20 2:56 PM IB1UKNO - 2014-08-20 1:49 PM HotbearLVR - 2014-08-20 9:28 AM Darn right....Hoot you sexist Neanderthal Yankee!!! LOL Best I have to offer you is a song, since I don't sing, here you go--- Welcome to Texas, glad that you came down. You got lots of friends here, take a look around. They come from California, they come from Ohio. They come from Minnesota to get out of the snow. You don't like our drivin; you don't like our roads. You make fun of the way we talk, make fun of our clothes. But you clog up our highways, been pourin in for years; If you don't like the way we do it, what are you doin here? Welcome to Texas, Don't anybody get me wrong; We're glad y'all came to see us, Just don't forget to go back home. That's cute! Here's a song for you: Kiss my Minnesota Yankee ass! Classy! But I will pass on your amply generous offer-- When you wrestle with a pig you both get covered in crap but the pig likes it! Do you really? Whos wrestle's pigs on here? I wanta see  I love pigs!!!
They are cute....
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           Location: Florida.. | Hes the ONLY one that didnt just run his Mouth and NOt take action.. the others I have no respect for.. NONE.. they talk but dont walk.. |
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              Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | That women has been caught driving drunk 3 times... WOW |
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          Location: Bastrop, Texas | Southtxponygirl - 2014-08-22 10:24 AM That women has been caught driving drunk 3 times... WOW
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| HotbearLVR - 2014-08-22 10:52 AM Southtxponygirl - 2014-08-22 10:24 AM That women has been caught driving drunk 3 times... WOW We all need to calm down a walk a mile in her shoes before we criticise.
   
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          Location: Bastrop, Texas | ....besides, she wasn't even drunk in that video. She looks and sounds that way all the time. It's her natural style. She's at the top of the liberal gene pool. |
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              Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | HotbearLVR - 2014-08-22 11:20 AM ....besides, she wasn't even drunk in that video. She looks and sounds that way all the time. It's her natural style. She's at the top of the liberal gene pool. She was at the movies and having a good time,and driving home then that bad policeman came along and just messed it all up for her...
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   Location: SE Louisiana | HotbearLVR - 2014-08-20 9:28 AM
Darn right....Hoot you sexist Neanderthal Yankee!!! LOL
Careful!!!!
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              Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | I'm suprise that she didnt go after the whole Police Department and have them all fired for booking her. |
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   Location: SE Louisiana | Southtxponygirl - 2014-08-22 3:35 PM
I'm suprise that she didnt go after the whole Police Department and have them all fired for booking her. Β
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