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  Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | jbhoot - 2014-09-17 1:59 PM I think you need to find an old guy with money that likes horses and will let you have a "boy toy" Problem solved!!!!
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | suzy2qtee - 2014-09-17 1:57 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:49 PM That questionaire will ask questions like, can you drive a tractor? Can you hook up a pto shaft by yourself? How many bales of hay can you lift in one day? And, what is the maximum weight that you can lift? And be sure your 5' nothing and weigh 100#'s with a DD bra size!
Yeah, for the POF profile I put pictures of me from the 90's. Some guy actually said I looked 10 years younger than I really am lmao! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | della - 2014-09-17 2:01 PM Soooooo..... does this mean I dont get a t shirt soaked in tommy Lee's sweat? Im bumed
I don't think so buddy. I messed up lol. |
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Proud to be Deplorable
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| LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:59 PM
jbhoot - 2014-09-17 1:59 PM I think you need to find an old guy with money that likes horses and will let you have a "boy toy" Problem solved!!!!
Are you volunteering???
Be careful girl you might get more than you can handle LOL. Besides I don't think I have enough money. |
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 Mature beyond Years
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Location: North of the 49th Parallel | Tinder? Hahaha. I've met a couple guys off of there and I think this latest one might be a keeper. Tinder always provides a good laugh. |
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| LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:02 PM
della - 2014-09-17 2:01 PM Soooooo..... does this mean I dont get a t shirt soaked in tommy Lee's sweat? Im bumed
Well thanks a lot! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | jbhoot - 2014-09-17 2:05 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:59 PM jbhoot - 2014-09-17 1:59 PM I think you need to find an old guy with money that likes horses and will let you have a "boy toy" Problem solved!!!! Are you volunteering??? Be careful girl you might get more than you can handle LOL. Besides I don't think I have enough money.
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | bccanchaser16 - 2014-09-17 2:06 PM Tinder? Hahaha. I've met a couple guys off of there and I think this latest one might be a keeper. Tinder always provides a good laugh.
That sounds like a lumber jack dating site.... |
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 Angel in a Sorrel Coat
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Location: In a happy place | Well he has no idea what he missed. I got on Farmers Only and one really decent prospect was interested, he even had an airplane. But I quit playing because I figured he wouldn't be interested in a boob-less wonder. |
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Location: Deep South | OMG LRQHS!! I so thought of you when I was driving to work yesterday! But I didn't have time to come on here and tell you about it!
My fave radio show was talking about this guy's Tinder profile and how for his profile pic he put a screenshot of his checking account! $127k, not millionaire status, but impressive.
Anyhow, all these girls were calling in and saying how they would NEVER date someone who would do an arrogant thing like that, but I was thinking, I know one gal who would!!  |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | BamaCanChaser - 2014-09-17 2:29 PM OMG LRQHS!! I so thought of you when I was driving to work yesterday! But I didn't have time to come on here and tell you about it! My fave radio show was talking about this guy's Tinder profile and how for his profile pic he put a screenshot of his checking account! $127k, not millionaire status, but impressive. Anyhow, all these girls were calling in and saying how they would NEVER date someone who would do an arrogant thing like that, but I was thinking, I know one gal who would!!
Holy smoke-a-roo's! My soul mate.....and you lost him! |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | sorrel horse ranch - 2014-09-17 2:13 PM Well he has no idea what he missed. I got on Farmers Only and one really decent prospect was interested, he even had an airplane. But I quit playing because I figured he wouldn't be interested in a boob-less wonder.
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | LRQHS - 2014-09-17 2:32 PM sorrel horse ranch - 2014-09-17 2:13 PM Well he has no idea what he missed. I got on Farmers Only and one really decent prospect was interested, he even had an airplane. But I quit playing because I figured he wouldn't be interested in a boob-less wonder. I'd date you.
Me too. Boobs do nothing for me... (Y'all should have seen the autcorrected version of that--haha) |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Three 4 Luck - 2014-09-17 4:07 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-17 2:32 PM sorrel horse ranch - 2014-09-17 2:13 PM Well he has no idea what he missed. I got on Farmers Only and one really decent prospect was interested, he even had an airplane. But I quit playing because I figured he wouldn't be interested in a boob-less wonder. I'd date you.
I'd do more than date you, if you gave me enough booze  |
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 Experienced Mouse Trapper
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Location: North Dakota | LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:46 PM suzy2qtee - 2014-09-17 1:42 PM Lovin Life - 2014-09-17 1:25 PM I really want someone to try Farmers Only!! I keep trying to get a friend to go on there. I did and there are only about 5 men per state... and they all want you to do the farming.. LOL
Every girl wants someone else to do the plowing every now and then! |
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Accident Prone
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Location: 100 miles from Nowhere, AR | LMS - 2014-09-17 4:21 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:46 PM suzy2qtee - 2014-09-17 1:42 PM Lovin Life - 2014-09-17 1:25 PM I really want someone to try Farmers Only!! I keep trying to get a friend to go on there. I did and there are only about 5 men per state... and they all want you to do the farming.. LOL Every girl wants someone else to do the plowing every now and then!
Corn grinding too. Ooooooooo! |
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