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My husband and the neighbor lady are having a food affair.

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Just Bring It
Reg. Oct 2003
Posted 2015-03-09 12:45 PM
Subject: RE: My husband and the neighbor lady are having a food afair.



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You need to keep your man satisfied in the kitchen or he will look elsewhere to satisfy his need.  
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RidenFly
Reg. Nov 2006
Posted 2015-03-09 12:55 PM
Subject: RE: My husband and the neighbor lady are having a food afair.



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Just Bring It - 2015-03-10 10:45 AM You need to keep your man satisfied in the kitchen or he will look elsewhere to satisfy his need.  

He already did.  *sobs*  I tried adding a orange garnish next to his pop tart this morning and it did nothing for him. 
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Just Bring It
Reg. Oct 2003
Posted 2015-03-09 1:06 PM
Subject: RE: My husband and the neighbor lady are having a food afair.



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RidenFly - 2015-03-09 12:55 PM
Just Bring It - 2015-03-10 10:45 AM You need to keep your man satisfied in the kitchen or he will look elsewhere to satisfy his need.  
He already did.  *sobs*  I tried adding a orange garnish next to his pop tart this morning and it did nothing for him. 

You need to sit down and have a serious conversation with him. Let him know that you are trying to make an effort but because of his wondering taste buds you are having trust issues. He needs to want to change to make this work. 
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GoBuddyGo
Reg. Nov 2003
Posted 2015-03-09 1:11 PM
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I would be upset.  My first thought would be "does this woman think that I don't take care of and feed my husband well enough??"  Or I would be wondering if my husband expressed to her what a horrible cook I am.

I am a somewhat jealous wife though...I will admit it.   
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mruggles
Reg. Oct 2008
Posted 2015-03-09 1:19 PM
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hoofs_in_motion
Reg. Apr 2011
Posted 2015-03-09 1:20 PM
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doug made it perverted ugh!!!! 
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RidenFly
Reg. Nov 2006
Posted 2015-03-09 1:33 PM
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For the record,  no, I'm not making fun of the marriage thread.  No, I'm not making this up. Yes, I am having some fun at my own expense.  
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RidenFly
Reg. Nov 2006
Posted 2015-03-09 1:34 PM
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hoofs_in_motion - 2015-03-10 11:20 AM doug made it perverted ugh!!!! 

We don't pay attention to that because the Island sunk last year and never resurfaced. 
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Timber Creek
Reg. Mar 2009
Posted 2015-03-09 1:39 PM
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total performance - 2015-03-09 10:59 AM
Timber Creek - 2015-03-09 8:36 AM You are cooking for him two times a week.  That is MORE than enough!
So does that mean my 5 days a week of cooking dinner is waaaaay toooo much??? 

Yes you are an overachiever!  And as Riden says, we aren't machines! 
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rodeoveteran
Reg. Jan 2009
Posted 2015-03-09 1:48 PM
Subject: RE: My husband and the neighbor lady are having a food affair.



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RidenFly - 2015-03-09 1:34 PM

hoofs_in_motion - 2015-03-10 11:20 AM doug made it perverted ugh!!!!Β 

We don't pay attention to that because the Island sunk last year and never resurfaced.Β 

Why DID the Island disappear? Wait, I know....think "Lost".
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Douglas J Gordon
Reg. Jun 2008
Posted 2015-03-09 3:26 PM
Subject: RE: My husband and the neighbor lady are having a food affair.



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RidenFly - 2015-03-09 1:33 PM For the record,  no, I'm not making fun of the marriage thread.  No, I'm not making this up. Yes, I am having some fun at my own expense.  

We are trying to help u out!
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svincent
Reg. Feb 2012
Posted 2015-03-09 4:18 PM
Subject: RE: My husband and the neighbor lady are having a food affair.


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I would be ****y about it. But I also cook every night and have a jealous streak. If my husband had the cajones to bring home some other woman's food and eat it INSTEAD of mine - I'd have a rigging fit like nobody had ever seen. If you only cook twice a week, and he isn't choosing her OVER you, then meh. I am a **** good cook, and I appreciate my efforts being recognized. The neighbor lady would have some sort of terrible kitchen appliance accident if I were you....
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heidiinaz
Reg. Dec 2007
Posted 2015-03-09 4:27 PM
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 Is the food he is brining home made by her husband or the wife? Cause if her husband(the neighbors husband) is making it techinally he would be having a food afair with him not the wife. 
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Leo
Reg. Feb 2004
Posted 2015-03-09 4:32 PM
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It's a good thing I'm not married....my husband would starve...years of working shift work teaches one to fend for themselves! lol Hopefully my next one will be a good cook :)
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RodeoCowgirl4u
Reg. Aug 2012
Posted 2015-03-09 4:39 PM
Subject: RE: My husband and the neighbor lady are having a food afair.



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runnin.on.dreams - 2015-03-09 6:37 AM

willrodeo4food - 2015-03-10 5:32 AM

Β Sorry I cant be of any help here. My husband does all of the cooking and grocery shopping. I'm spoiled. And I appreciate it very much.

I'm glad to know i'm not the only woman that isn't the cook in the family. The hard part though is that i am the shopper and it is hard to shop when i don't cook and know what he needs to cook with! that's a constant battle for us lol

As far as the neighbor, if i did cook for my man it would bother me too. Her giving him leftovers wouldn't bother me, but the way he reacts to it every time would get under my skin. i am a very jealous wife and i will openly admit that so yea it would bother me. i would just tell him to chill the heck out. i am quick to tell my husband when he does something that bothers me becuase the way i see it is if he doesn't know it bothers me then he can't change it. i'd surely be making his tail share some of that good food with me though! lol

I am an excellent cook and would definitely take offense to someone cooking for my man and that being his response, too. I think I would have to tell him that I wanted the "foodgasm" to stop, and I wanted him to stop getting food from the neighbor lady...because I can cook for my man, and if he continued he might just find arsenic in his next meal and if he got another meal from the neighbor she might find herself staring down both barrels of my over-under.
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BarrelRacing4Christ
Reg. Sep 2010
Posted 2015-03-09 6:13 PM
Subject: RE: My husband and the neighbor lady are having a food afair.


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Bigtime mistake - 2015-03-09 6:47 AM

Can I have your neighbor?

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lhighquality
Reg. Apr 2013
Posted 2015-03-10 1:58 PM
Subject: RE: My husband and the neighbor lady are having a food afair.


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Murphy - 2015-03-09 8:27 AM

I'd be happy.... but then again, I hate cooking...... Β 

THIS!!!!!!
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lhighquality
Reg. Apr 2013
Posted 2015-03-10 2:26 PM
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mruggles - 2015-03-09 1:19 PM

oh well ...more time for me to ride.....lol....

mΒ 

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Red Raider
Reg. Jul 2010
Posted 2015-03-10 2:32 PM
Subject: RE: My husband and the neighbor lady are having a food affair.



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Since he's so happy with the neighbor's leftover cooking, that means you don't have to worry about getting take-out for him when you get supper from the town's nicest restaurant for you, right?  Take-out for one is so much cheaper than two that you might be able to afford it now like . . . every night. 
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Itsme
Reg. Jul 2013
Posted 2015-03-10 2:35 PM
Subject: RE: My husband and the neighbor lady are having a food affair.


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This can apply to both threads...

"If you dont keep me fed at home ill go out for dinner."
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