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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | sodapop - 2014-09-02 8:17 PM
ACEINTHEHOLE - 2014-09-02 10:51 AM Why don't you just go get a pedicure and have them painted... Â
 If she has a toe fungus, she shouldn't go get a pedicure. She could spread that to someone else especially since not all places clean everything properly.
A mix of formaldehyde and iodine smeared on that toe would probably kill that fungus. lolÂ
I already put acid on it, dosed it with gasoline and set it on fire lol....I'm gonna need the fake toenail, I think lol. |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2014-09-02 2:44 PM luluwhit - 2014-09-02 2:33 PM the jamberry (stick ons) will work on your toes but do a couple trial runs first to get the hang of the application process.... lots of trial and errors..
i personally would opt for the pedicure route. go find some of the vietnamese folks who are very crafty. they can apply the acrylics to your toes or just give a top notch pedi with a sea salt scrub and calf/foot massage and hot rock thereapy will do wonders along with a pretty paint job and flower to finish off the product. I've never been able to show those poor people at the nail boutique my toes lol......I be like, here, BAM, fix this...if you can....rhahahahahahaha...
I'm going to have to stop checking out your thread, this is just so darn nasty looking  but i can help but to come back to see whats cooking with you. lol  |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Southtxponygirl - 2014-09-02 9:48 PM LRQHS - 2014-09-02 2:44 PM luluwhit - 2014-09-02 2:33 PM the jamberry (stick ons) will work on your toes but do a couple trial runs first to get the hang of the application process.... lots of trial and errors..
i personally would opt for the pedicure route. go find some of the vietnamese folks who are very crafty. they can apply the acrylics to your toes or just give a top notch pedi with a sea salt scrub and calf/foot massage and hot rock thereapy will do wonders along with a pretty paint job and flower to finish off the product. I've never been able to show those poor people at the nail boutique my toes lol......I be like, here, BAM, fix this...if you can....rhahahahahahaha...
he he.....he he.....hey, Roxie! You wanna suck my toes?  |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Oh, and while I'm being disgusting....I've actually removed someone's sock in the ER and their toe fell off. It was gangrene on a diabetic. I don't know how long that sock had been on, but all I could think to say was, "opps!" lol
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| LRQHS - 2014-09-03 9:22 AM
Oh, and while I'm being disgusting....I've actually removed someone's sock in the ER and their toe fell off. It was gangrene on a diabetic. I don't know how long that sock had been on, but all I could think to say was, "opps!" lolÂ
OMG ... I have a visual of you chasing a toe around on the ground apologizing like crazy to this person while trying not to retch!
That is precisely why I am not a nurse! LOL |
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Location: Dubach, LA | LRQHS - 2014-09-02 11:17 AM Hardy har.....I've been in the closet with my fungus toes long enough! I'm ready to wear some open toe shoes....besides, I'm going on a date.....what if one of my shoes accidentally flies off in a huge wind gust and he see's my funky toenail??? I need to cover all of my bases here people lol.
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Lol,,, No I will not, bite me women....  |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | By the way I think she would like to have her toes back 
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Location: Sperry, OK | CanCan - 2014-09-03 9:29 AM LRQHS - 2014-09-02 11:17 AM Hardy har.....I've been in the closet with my fungus toes long enough! I'm ready to wear some open toe shoes....besides, I'm going on a date.....what if one of my shoes accidentally flies off in a huge wind gust and he see's my funky toenail??? I need to cover all of my bases here people lol. I think somebody's planning on getting naked.
If that is the case, she can just leave her shoes on and tell him she needs them for traction!!! LOL!!  |
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Location: Texas | ACEINTHEHOLE - 2014-09-03 9:36 AM
CanCan - 2014-09-03 9:29 AM LRQHS - 2014-09-02 11:17 AM Hardy har.....I've been in the closet with my fungus toes long enough! I'm ready to wear some open toe shoes....besides, I'm going on a date.....what if one of my shoes accidentally flies off in a huge wind gust and he see's my funky toenail??? I need to cover all of my bases here people lol. I think somebody's planning on getting naked.
Oh Lord. That made me LOL!!!! You ladies are wicked funny!!!! |
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Location: Eastern OH but my heart is in WV | ACEINTHEHOLE - 2014-09-03 9:36 AM
CanCan - 2014-09-03 9:29 AM LRQHS - 2014-09-02 11:17 AM Hardy har.....I've been in the closet with my fungus toes long enough! I'm ready to wear some open toe shoes....besides, I'm going on a date.....what if one of my shoes accidentally flies off in a huge wind gust and he see's my funky toenail??? I need to cover all of my bases here people lol. I think somebody's planning on getting naked.
Or she can wear a pair of HIGH heeled leather boots (that lace up the front) and break out her whip collection. I hear men REALLY like that  |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Rolling J - 2014-09-03 11:13 AM
ACEINTHEHOLE - 2014-09-03 9:36 AM
CanCan - 2014-09-03 9:29 AM LRQHS - 2014-09-02 11:17 AM Hardy har.....I've been in the closet with my fungus toes long enough! I'm ready to wear some open toe shoes....besides, I'm going on a date.....what if one of my shoes accidentally flies off in a huge wind gust and he see's my funky toenail??? I need to cover all of my bases here people lol. I think somebody's planning on getting naked.
Or she can wear a pair of HIGH heeled leather boots (that lace up the front ) and break out her whip collection. I hear men REALLY like that
I'm going to really have a hard time stuffing those toes in those boots...... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | So, this has nothing to do with the topic (big surprise), but have any of you heard AWOLNATION'S song, Sail?
I love it, but I keep wanting to sing.....
Blame it my ADD
Blame it my ABC's
Blame it on my 1,2,3's
I don't kow why....I just thought I'd share that and the song in case you want to know what has me singing my ABC's and 1,2,3's lol.....I know, I'm crazy lol. Go ahead and listen to it and see if you don't want to do the same thing lol.
http://vimeo.com/81697362
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Also, watch this short Youtube video to that song.....this cat get's it perfect lol.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Awf45u6zrP0
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Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere | ACEINTHEHOLE - 2014-09-03 8:36 AM CanCan - 2014-09-03 9:29 AM LRQHS - 2014-09-02 11:17 AM Hardy har.....I've been in the closet with my fungus toes long enough! I'm ready to wear some open toe shoes....besides, I'm going on a date.....what if one of my shoes accidentally flies off in a huge wind gust and he see's my funky toenail??? I need to cover all of my bases here people lol. I think somebody's planning on getting naked.
I think she is trying to distract from the issue..... |
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Location: LuluLand~along I64 Indiana | sodapop - 2014-09-02 9:17 PM ACEINTHEHOLE - 2014-09-02 10:51 AM Why don't you just go get a pedicure and have them painted... If she has a toe fungus, she shouldn't go get a pedicure. She could spread that to someone else especially since not all places clean everything properly.
A mix of formaldehyde and iodine smeared on that toe would probably kill that fungus. lol
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| luluwhit - 2014-09-03 2:44 PM sodapop - 2014-09-02 9:17 PM ACEINTHEHOLE - 2014-09-02 10:51 AM Why don't you just go get a pedicure and have them painted... If she has a toe fungus, she shouldn't go get a pedicure. She could spread that to someone else especially since not all places clean everything properly.
A mix of formaldehyde and iodine smeared on that toe would probably kill that fungus. lol
So LRQHS did you get the new fake toenails yet?
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| barrelracr131 - 2014-09-03 2:12 PM
I like that songÂ
Me too!!
however .... I will now be singing the ADD version .... GAH!! |
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