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Yooohooooo! Any of you looking for a 66 yo dude willing to travel with working junk? See pg 6 :)

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LMS
Reg. Feb 2008
Posted 2014-09-17 4:36 PM
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Lovin Life - 2014-09-17 1:25 PM I really want someone to try Farmers Only!! I keep trying to get a friend to go on there. 
I did and there are only about 5 men per state... and they all want you to do the farming.. LOL 
 Ohhh, hang on a second! I am not doing all the farming!
Every girl wants someone else to do the plowing every now and then!

Corn grinding too.   Ooooooooo!

OMG, So glad I'm not the only one that has a terribly dirty mind! hahahaha!
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Herbie
Reg. Oct 2003
Posted 2014-09-17 4:56 PM
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sorrel horse ranch - 2014-09-17 2:13 PM Well he has no idea what he missed. I got on Farmers Only and one really decent prospect was interested, he even had an airplane.  But I quit playing because I figured he wouldn't be interested in a boob-less wonder.

When I see you i'm gonna have to kick your hiney for even saying that!  Heck, if he has a plane he can buy you whatever boobs you (he) wants and probably would prefer it that way than anyhow.  LOL   
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rowdy256
Reg. Aug 2008
Posted 2014-09-17 5:15 PM
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OMG I was in meetings and missed the best thread of the day!!! and you got dumped cuz of the texting. Gawd, but hey we can play on farmers only and ask about their plowing skillz!!
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sorrel horse ranch
Reg. Apr 2006
Posted 2014-09-17 5:37 PM
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Three 4 Luck - 2014-09-17 4:07 PM
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sorrel horse ranch - 2014-09-17 2:13 PM Well he has no idea what he missed. I got on Farmers Only and one really decent prospect was interested, he even had an airplane.  But I quit playing because I figured he wouldn't be interested in a boob-less wonder.
I'd date you. 
 Me too.  Boobs do nothing for me... (Y'all should have seen the autcorrected version of that--haha)

Well LRQHS that is very comforting to me.  I would drive the tractor, do the planting, shovel horse poop, mow the yard, pick pecans and whatever else.  Glad it wouldn't make any difference to you and Herbie.
And dare I ask Three 4 Luck to let us in on the other version of what you said about boobs not making a difference to you?  LOL 
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rowdy256
Reg. Aug 2008
Posted 2014-09-17 6:08 PM
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Hey I bet the Ted Nugent guy is still looking for a date!!
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Southtxponygirl
Reg. Nov 2006
Posted 2014-09-17 6:34 PM
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Awww what a jerk.. I bet he was a bit creepy and figured he better not mess with you, you might kick his butt when he put the moves on you, so he thought that he had better move on to someone that dont have the smarts that you do. 
Slow down girlie, the right guy will be coming along when you least suspect it. You're a wonderful lady 
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sorrel horse ranch
Reg. Apr 2006
Posted 2014-09-17 7:30 PM
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Southtxponygirl - 2014-09-17 6:34 PM Awww what a jerk.. I bet he was a bit creepy and figured he better not mess with you, you might kick his butt when he put the moves on you, so he thought that he had better move on to someone that dont have the smarts that you do. 

Slow down girlie, the right guy will be coming along when you least suspect it. You're a wonderful lady 

I thought she texted really good when she texts me! 
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Southtxponygirl
Reg. Nov 2006
Posted 2014-09-17 7:34 PM
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sorrel horse ranch - 2014-09-17 7:30 PM
Southtxponygirl - 2014-09-17 6:34 PM Awww what a jerk.. I bet he was a bit creepy and figured he better not mess with you, you might kick his butt when he put the moves on you, so he thought that he had better move on to someone that dont have the smarts that you do. 

Slow down girlie, the right guy will be coming along when you least suspect it. You're a wonderful lady 
I thought she texted really good when she texts me! 

Yepttt, and I bet when she texted this fella he saw she was not someone that he could jerk around so he thought he had better move on to his next victim. 
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mtcanchazer
Reg. Apr 2012
Posted 2014-09-17 7:52 PM
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Perhaps we should just make a thread about all the ways guys confuse us gals.  
Btw, sorry about your guy...I just don't know what else to say. 
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LRQHS
Reg. Nov 2011
Posted 2014-09-17 8:06 PM
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mtcanchazer - 2014-09-17 7:52 PM

Perhaps we should just make a thread about all the ways guys confuse us gals.  
Btw, sorry about your guy...I just don't know what else to say. 

No biggie lol. I sure got a laugh out of that one!
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Griz
Reg. Sep 2003
Posted 2014-09-18 5:44 AM
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Shoot! I was just thinking of you the other day and wondering how the toenails worked! 
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Rolling J
Reg. Mar 2009
Posted 2014-09-18 8:06 AM
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LRQHS - 2014-09-17 1:02 PM

Dude wanted me to respond to his texts promptly lmao.  

That was a close call... at least now you know he likes EVERYTHING fast He doesn't deserve you or the little yapper dogs or the fake toe nails :)
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Nateracer
Reg. Feb 2008
Posted 2014-09-18 8:56 AM
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Hey!!  I know a guy on Farmer's Only!  He's actually one of our good friends and he's not a creeper!!     He has horses and a need for a girlfriend!  

He's in SE Iowa, and he's been traveling to see people in Kentucky, Omaha, and wants to meet a gal from Utah!  Personally I think he's crazy for that....but Lousiana wouldn't be much of a stretch and he'll be in AR in Oct!. 
 
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lindseylou2290
Reg. Aug 2013
Posted 2014-09-18 9:38 AM
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Good GAWD ... I leave for one afternoon .... and all THIS happens!!!!


I vote for Farmers Only and Nateracer's friend!!!! BHW hookup time!!!!
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Reg. Nov 2011
Posted 2014-09-18 9:41 AM
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lindseylou2290 - 2014-09-18 9:38 AM Good GAWD ... I leave for one afternoon .... and all THIS happens!!!! I vote for Farmers Only and Nateracer's friend!!!! BHW hookup time!!!!

Meh, Nate's friend is too far for me to stalk appropriately. 
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Reg. Aug 2013
Posted 2014-09-18 9:43 AM
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lindseylou2290 - 2014-09-18 9:38 AM Good GAWD ... I leave for one afternoon .... and all THIS happens!!!! I vote for Farmers Only and Nateracer's friend!!!! BHW hookup time!!!!

Meh, Nate's friend is too far for me to stalk appropriately. 

Girl ... he is willing to TRAVEL!!! Did you miss the part about him going to UTAH to meet some gal??! Come now ... options darling, options!!
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Nateracer
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Posted 2014-09-18 9:46 AM
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lindseylou2290 - 2014-09-18 9:38 AM Good GAWD ... I leave for one afternoon .... and all THIS happens!!!! I vote for Farmers Only and Nateracer's friend!!!! BHW hookup time!!!!
Meh, Nate's friend is too far for me to stalk appropriately. 
Girl ... he is willing to TRAVEL!!! Did you miss the part about him going to UTAH to meet some gal??! Come now ... options darling, options!!

I can send you pics! LOL  His FO profile doesn't have one.  (I was nosy and looked! LOL)  His profile also leaves something to be desired.  I may have to help him update it if he really wants to find a decent gal.  
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Posted 2014-09-18 9:47 AM
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lindseylou2290 - 2014-09-18 9:38 AM Good GAWD ... I leave for one afternoon .... and all THIS happens!!!! I vote for Farmers Only and Nateracer's friend!!!! BHW hookup time!!!!
Meh, Nate's friend is too far for me to stalk appropriately. 
Girl ... he is willing to TRAVEL!!! Did you miss the part about him going to UTAH to meet some gal??! Come now ... options darling, options!!

He sounds insane lol. 
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Reg. Aug 2013
Posted 2014-09-18 9:49 AM
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lindseylou2290 - 2014-09-18 9:38 AM Good GAWD ... I leave for one afternoon .... and all THIS happens!!!! I vote for Farmers Only and Nateracer's friend!!!! BHW hookup time!!!!
Meh, Nate's friend is too far for me to stalk appropriately. 
Girl ... he is willing to TRAVEL!!! Did you miss the part about him going to UTAH to meet some gal??! Come now ... options darling, options!!

He sounds insane lol. 

soooooo right up your alley, right??!! LMBO!! ;) j/k You kinda do attract the crazies pal .... C'mon now, dumped because you wouldn't text him back enough?? THAT is crazy!
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LRQHS
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Posted 2014-09-18 9:49 AM
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Nateracer - 2014-09-18 8:56 AM Hey!!  I know a guy on Farmer's Only!  He's actually one of our good friends and he's not a creeper!!     He has horses and a need for a girlfriend!  

He's in SE Iowa, and he's been traveling to see people in Kentucky, Omaha, and wants to meet a gal from Utah!  Personally I think he's crazy for that....but Lousiana wouldn't be much of a stretch and he'll be in AR in Oct!. 
 
Why don't you get his pics and tell him we will write his profile for him???!!! I GUARONNNTEEEE he will get plenty of responses :

Edited by LRQHS 2014-09-18 9:50 AM
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