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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:41 PM Your boyfriend has 7 fingers?
Well, there are 3 little half nubs where the fingers used to be......sooooooo, technically, he has 8 1/2 fingers lol. |
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Shipwrecked and Flat Out Zapped
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Yes, the GREAT MOVIE SET BUILDING CARPENTER, ran his hand through a table saw on the set of Heat........so, remember that when you're watching that movie lol........and, see if you can spot the three little finger nubs he whacked off on the ground somewhere lol! |
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | LRQHS - 2014-03-27 11:43 AM ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:41 PM Your boyfriend has 7 fingers? Well, there are 3 little half nubs where the fingers used to be......sooooooo, technically, he has 8 1/2 fingers lol.
Poor guy. He's with a gal who probably makes fun of his 8 1/2 fingers.... or lack of the other 1 1/2. I bet it looks cool when he picks his nose. Come on, they all pick it. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:49 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-27 11:43 AM ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:41 PM Your boyfriend has 7 fingers? Well, there are 3 little half nubs where the fingers used to be......sooooooo, technically, he has 8 1/2 fingers lol.
Oh, yeah, poor dude.....lol........I doubt he notices I'm picking at him.....afterall, he wasn't smart enough to pull his hand out of the blade after it went through the first finger......nope, not him, took 3 fingers before he realized what was happening.... lol. |
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Location: Somewhere in the middle of nowhere | I thought long about your situation, you need as ad that states:
Looking for a good handyman that is skilled with his hands and capable of fulling many duties including stringing my mower, greasing my tailgate and a few other manual labor projects.
Okay, its just the start to an ad..... |
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Location: In The Snow, AZ | LRQHS - 2014-03-27 11:52 AM ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:49 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-27 11:43 AM ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:41 PM Your boyfriend has 7 fingers? Well, there are 3 little half nubs where the fingers used to be......sooooooo, technically, he has 8 1/2 fingers lol.
OMGoodness. That sounds awful. Delayed reaction. Ask him if he wants prosthetics.... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | nmeastplains - 2014-03-27 1:55 PM I thought long about your situation, you need as ad that states:
Looking for a good handyman that is skilled with his hands and capable of fulling many duties including stringing my mower, greasing my tailgate and a few other manual labor projects.
Okay, its just the start to an ad.....
bahahahahahaha......Nooooooo!!!! lol.... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:55 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-27 11:52 AM ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:49 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-27 11:43 AM ~BINGO~ - 2014-03-27 1:41 PM Your boyfriend has 7 fingers? Well, there are 3 little half nubs where the fingers used to be......sooooooo, technically, he has 8 1/2 fingers lol.
Oh, heck no, he's already milked this for a year now......
Funny thing lol.....he has an insurance policy that insures his hands and fingers......it would give him $25,000 per finger if he amputated one......so, he's thinking, I'm rich! Hell, he probably let his 2nd and 3rd finger get sawed on for that money......well, it's just the tips basically. He's been through around 8 surgeries now and can't collect his amputation money, because they patched his little boneless nubs up and won't say they were amputated lmao........
Now, top that sad story people lol! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | All the while, he's been sitting on the couch, drinking beer and eating all day......he's the 7 fingered Pillsbury Dough Boy now......and, no one is fixing my crap! |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | nmeastplains - 2014-03-27 1:55 PM I thought long about your situation, you need as ad that states:
Looking for a good handyman that is skilled with his hands and capable of fulling many duties including stringing my mower, greasing my tailgate and a few other manual labor projects.
Okay, its just the start to an ad.....
Now thats good |
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Location: on a hill | LRQHS - 2014-03-27 1:23 PM
lol...I sure appreciate your efforts.
Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, lmao.....I drove home from work Tuesday, got out of my truck, slammed the door and the WHOLE SIDE GLASS of the back seat window just fell out on to the ground. Just popped out lol.....I tried putting it back in.......that was not happening.......so, guess what??? Yep, that is right. I duct taped it back in too......so, now I have a tail light duct taped in place and a window, one with gray and one with blue duct tape.......it's very classy lol......so, my handyman has something else added to his list now.....
Sorry but im Lmao you don't need a handyman, you need a new truck. |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | pabarrelracer - 2014-03-27 2:28 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-27 1:23 PM lol...I sure appreciate your efforts.
Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, lmao.....I drove home from work Tuesday, got out of my truck, slammed the door and the WHOLE SIDE GLASS of the back seat window just fell out on to the ground. Just popped out lol.....I tried putting it back in.......that was not happening.......so, guess what??? Yep, that is right. I duct taped it back in too......so, now I have a tail light duct taped in place and a window, one with gray and one with blue duct tape.......it's very classy lol......so, my handyman has something else added to his list now..... Sorry but im Lmao you don't need a handyman, you need a new truck.
I need a Sugar Daddy to buy me a new truck lol. |
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| pabarrelracer - 2014-03-27 2:28 PM LRQHS - 2014-03-27 1:23 PM lol...I sure appreciate your efforts.
Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, lmao.....I drove home from work Tuesday, got out of my truck, slammed the door and the WHOLE SIDE GLASS of the back seat window just fell out on to the ground. Just popped out lol.....I tried putting it back in.......that was not happening.......so, guess what??? Yep, that is right. I duct taped it back in too......so, now I have a tail light duct taped in place and a window, one with gray and one with blue duct tape.......it's very classy lol......so, my handyman has something else added to his list now..... Sorry but im Lmao you don't need a handyman, you need a new truck.
Touche! |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | My new Craigslist ad:
Wanted:
Sugar Daddy.....fingers optional. |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | Tell me the color of your truck so I can see if I can find that duck tape that will match. Lol  |
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Location: Under The Big Sky Of Texas | LRQHS - 2014-03-27 2:31 PM My new Craigslist ad:
Wanted:
Sugar Daddy.....fingers optional.
Now that would get you into more trouble  |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | Southtxponygirl - 2014-03-27 2:33 PM Tell me the color of your truck so I can see if I can find that duck tape that will match. Lol
Ummmmm, I think it's white lol...... |
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Location: DUMPING CATS AND PIGS IN TEXAS :) | I need some Cheetah stripe or Zebra striped duct tape lol.....I'll pimp my truck out. |
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Location: Montana | How about instead of getting a new handyman, you just light a fire under the one you already have (i.e. boyfriend)?  |
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