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FlyingJT Reg. Jan 2014	Posted 2015-02-19 1:20 PM Subject: THIS IS A WARNING
Expert Posts: 1857	POTENTIAL DANGER OF HORSE HAIR ~ In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans: reluctance to cook reluctance to perform housework reluctance to wear anything but boots reluctance to work except in support of a horse physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction) Beware! if you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end. This was a public service announcement ... Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense. Courtesy of Facebook*
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jbhoot Reg. Jan 2010	Posted 2015-02-19 1:22 PM Subject: RE: THIS IS A WARNING
Proud to be Deplorable Posts: 1929	SOOOOOOOO.....True LOL!!!
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IRunOnFaith Reg. Dec 2009	Posted 2015-02-19 1:25 PM Subject: RE: THIS IS A WARNING
Expert Posts: 3815 Location: The best kept secret in TX	Bahaha I love this!!!!!!
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QH<3er Reg. Oct 2011	Posted 2015-02-19 1:28 PM Subject: RE: THIS IS A WARNING
Elite Veteran Posts: 1162 Location: White Mountains of AZ	FlyingJT - 2015-02-19 11:20 AM POTENTIAL DANGER OF HORSE HAIR ~ In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans: reluctance to cook reluctance to perform housework reluctance to wear anything but boots reluctance to work except in support of a horse physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction) Beware! if you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end. This was a public service announcement ... Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense. Courtesy of Facebook* Yes!!!
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Longneck Reg. Mar 2004	Posted 2015-02-19 1:29 PM Subject: RE: THIS IS A WARNING
Rad Dork Posts: 5218 Location: Oklahoma	Yep, I have all the symptoms!
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Frodo Reg. Jul 2004	Posted 2015-02-19 3:26 PM Subject: RE: THIS IS A WARNING
"Heck's Coming With Me" Posts: 10797 Location: Kansas	I HAD NO IDEA!!!!!!!
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azsun Reg. Jun 2006	Posted 2015-02-19 3:28 PM Subject: RE: THIS IS A WARNING
Porta Potty Pants Posts: 2600	FlyingJT - 2015-02-19 1:20 PM POTENTIAL DANGER OF HORSE HAIR ~ In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans: reluctance to cook reluctance to perform housework reluctance to wear anything but boots reluctance to work except in support of a horse physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction) Beware! if you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end. This was a public service announcement ... Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense. Courtesy of Facebook* I must be suffering from this "illness". Aside from exercising my horse, I've accomplished ZERO work today. ETA: my horse is really shedding too … I must have a bad case! Edited by azsun 2015-02-19 3:30 PM
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