I was waiting for a friend of mine to call me back & I saw that fed x had brought a package. The guy put it on my porch & I watched him walk back to the truck. He went inside the back of the truck for a few, came out & proceeded to pee in my front yard. Now I know the feeling of when ya gotta go, ya gotta go, but don't stand there in my front yard in front of the window I am looking through & pee. Luckily his back was turned to me, but I know that pee stance guys do, so no doubt what he was doing & his hand placements, well you know. I should of yelled, put that little thing away, but I didn't

Thats funny... And being a guy I can sympathize. 

A Highway Patrol did this to me once. We live on a dead end blacktop road we had abandoned we stack round bales on it, I was outside riding and saw him drive down the private driveway (signs all over) so I went to the road and watched him get out and go get back into his car turn around at the round bales and I stopped and asked if there was a problem and he said no I thought I could drive across the creek. Ummmmmm hello it says dead end and private drive everywhere! I was so mad! 

Oh my gosh I laugthed out loud reading this, I was totally unprepared for this one,

When I was in my early 20's, I was entered at one of the first rodeos of my life.  I didn't have a fancy LQ trailer. I had a 2 horse straight load and a pickup. I think I slept in the cab. Not sure anymore.  Too many moons since then.  I woke up in the morning to a guy taking a pee in front of a pickup (not mine haha).  I'll never forget that.  LOL

LOL, I'm not the best one to ask since I had to squat in front of the feed truck on a gravel road tonight. LOL  This ol' bladder isn't what it used to be.

Sometimes I think guys believe that since they're in a standing position no one will notice.   

I babysit & one of the little boys is 3. His mother came to pick him & he said pee on the rocks. She took him out on our front porch which is made out of rocks & let him go right there on the porch. Not off the porch on it. I couldn't believe it. Then yesterday his dad brings him. Gets him out of the truck and let him go right there on the side of the truck right by the porch. ( At least take him around the other side in the yard) . My thought is if you want to pee in your own yard that's fine but it's rude to pee in other people's front yard.  

Wow, that's very rude.  I remember getting out of church when we were little kids and my brother walking out on a small landing before you got to the steps where he immediately peed off the side of it.  He was about six and just couldn't make it another step.  That was actually kind of comical because there he was in his little Sunday suit with the whole congregation standing around on the lawn visiting.

Just the other day I looked out side as I heard a engine runing, right in front of my driveway. 

Turned out the greater driver was stoped standing by the door peeing on my driveway. I dont really know why but a ton of people stop to pee on my road, it is a no exit and out in the country but I serisouly see more penis sitting in my living room than I did in college. ??‍??. 

We used to live on a ranch about 18 miles from town, no where to stop anywhere out there just a bunch of ranches.  The ranch houses were about 4 miles from the interstate on a dirt road.  If you didn't know they were there you would think no one lived anywhere close.

I was on my way to work one morning and there was a guy under the under pass that I had to drive under every day to get on the interstate with his pants down taking a poop.  I think he was so shocked someone was out there that he didn't even pull his pants back up when he jumped back in the truck. 

Coming home from work down interstate 10, on the opposite way, a car was pulled on side. A guy was/had pee’d and was putting it back in its holster.  Had to do a double take, couldn’t believe what I was seeing 

When I was young, my grandmother and I went to Little Rock to visit her nieces.    (Now Mammaw Pearl was The.Most.Conservative.Christian you have ever met.   She blushed if you said "sex"!!)   Well, we were leaving the mall parking lot when both Aunt Vivian and I saw a man with IT in his hand as he stood beside his car.   I, of course, hollered out what we saw--and Lord help us, Aunt Faye swung that car around so fast so she could get a look that we almost wrecked!!  We circled that place twice more, and the whole time my poor grandmother was trying to get in the floorboard. . . . 

You girls make me laugh.   All the while you think it's terriable.    But But But.

You all kept looking.

I think a lot of times you girls are worse than us guys for looking at the other side.

I'll be the odd one out.  I don't get all bent out of shape.  Yeah, it's in the yard...but it's pee.  My dogs pee all over. It'll give them a new spot to sniff and pee.

I just keep hoping if I stare they will magically turn into Ryan Renolds and then I can die fuffled and happy. 

I was on a farm tour with a bunch of guys a couple of weeks ago and had to pop a squat in our host's corn field.  They teased me about that the rest of the week...  Sometimes you just gotta go.  LMAO

I'm not ashamed at all to say I can "go outside" with the best of them!!!  I thought all farm girls did!!!   I do try to hide, but unfortunately I have been caught a time or two. . .    

Years ago, I went on a date with an acquaintance. We doubled with some relatives. Went to Red Lobster. We were laughing and telling stories about funny things that had happened to us. The relative said he liked to pee in the yard. One night he stepped out to pee and his daughter was out there parking with her boy friend. He didn’t notice they had driven up. He said it really embarrassed him but the boy friend thought it was extremely funny.  The actual funny part was that the people at the next table asked to be seated at another table. Don’t know if it was the parking in the front yard or peeing in the front yard that got them. Around here dads prefer that daughters park in the yard so they are safe.